Bam's Unholy Union › Ep. 102

With only 10 weeks left until their wedding day, Missy is starting to stress out. There's an overwhelming amount of work that needs to be done in a relatively short amount of time. To make matters worse, Bam does not want to have to make any decisions about the big day. When Missy tells April how worried she is, April suggests hiring a wedding planner to help.

Missy asks Bam to sit in on the interviews with prospective professionals, but he's not having any of it. He would sooner bang his head against the wall and hide in the closet than sit through that experience.

The applicants quickly establish that Missy and Bam have a lot of work to do. They also begin to understand what they might be signing onto when Bam falls from the ceiling onto the couch and quickly leaves with his skateboard, only to be followed by his friend Brandy Wine Eel, who is wearing nothing but his underwear. When Missy asks if there's hope for her big day, she receives no responses except for blank stares from the wedding planners.

Luckily, Missy has one more interview before she will have exhausted all of her options. She's also quite relieved when Sarah doesn't seem intimidated by any of Missy's hypothetical situations, which include vomit, nudity and fights. Sarah explains that her job is to tailor her services to fit Missy and Bam's needs.

After Sarah leaves, Missy tries to get Bam to sit down to work on their guest list. Bam is immediately distracted and pays more attention to his skateboard, claiming that he's not sure who he should or should not invite. When they begin to bicker, Bam steals Missy's notebook and throws it in the fireplace. She quickly saves it -- and smacks Bam in the face with it.

The next day, Sarah has her first meeting with Missy. Her advice is to find her dress and the venue, after which everything else will fall into place. When Missy comes up disappointed with the selection of wedding dresses at the local boutiques, Bam suggests New York City and promises to take her the next day.

At Bam's parents' house, April is adamant that Missy goes to New York minus Bam, arguing that it is bad luck for the groom to see the dress before the nuptials. So April and Missy set off for NYC and the trip is a success. After trying on several dresses, Missy is sure that she has picked out the perfect gown for wedding day.

Unfortunately, Bam doesn't agree. When he thinks he finds the dress the next day in Missy's closest. He immediately turns the dress over to Rake Yohn and orders him to put it on. Dico declares open season on brides and along with Bam unloads paintballs into Rake as he tries to escape into the woods behind Bam's house. Within minutes the dress is ruined, and Bam is no longer concerned that it is what Missy will be wearing to the wedding.

Shortly after, Missy and April arrive shocked to find the destroyed wedding dress nailed to the front door of the house. Missy finds Bam and his friends in the back yard and calls him out in front of everyone. Bam tries to justify ruining the dress by saying it was ugly, but Missy doesn't cut him any slack. Everyone is very quite, but just as Bam is about to apologize, Missy cracks a big smile and reveals that she's just messing with him. April applauds and everyone toasts his fiance for pulling one over on Bam.