Bam's Unholy Union › Cast › Rake Yohn

Rake Yohn was born in Byrn Mayr, Pennsylvania in 1975 to two Australian parents. He attended college at Penn State University and is now a synthetic organic chemist. When he's not working with Bam and CKY he's in charge of laboratory automation at a major pharmaceutical company. Rake hooked up with CKY through his brother when Dico was looking for a weird looking guy for a CKY shoot. Rake still loves it, and says his favorite part of being in CKY is "when he doesn't have to dress up like a girl." The worst obviously, is when he has to dress up like a girl. More than anything Rake hates mustard and volatile organic phosphates. Rake has an answer for every science question-- when asked what the contents of a black hole are Rake said "nothing good." Rake thinks he might have a girlfriend. Dico likes to make fun of Rake's two nervous ticks-- unconsciously rubbing his hands on his thighs and
pulling out his beard hairs. He also picks his nose at work. Rake's biggest dream is that that man will one day travel to the nearest asteroid.

Rake loves Bam and hopes Missy and Bam stay together forever, so Bam can mess with her instead of him.