YO, WHAT UP SUCKAS??? BOOOOOO SELECTA! BIGITUP BROTHA! ME HAVE A LITTLE HOT DOG FRIEND ON ME FINGER! BIGITUP, REWIND!
Yo, I'm chillin' out in Hollyweird now, weirding it up California style. Now that I live out west, I have a billion dollars and...
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What's up ladies, this be Ralphie coming at you from a real special place...my heart. I wanna put kisses on you like the way I kiss a mayonnaise and horse beef sangwich right before I shove it down in my eating hole (that's my mouth). Now come over... Read More »
Hey stupid kids, it's Larry. You know, ever since I was a young boy on the mean streets of New York City, making a living shining shoes with spit and also just spitting all over the place for no reason, I dreamed of opening cans. Why, I would open... Read More »
Hello, I am the disembodied head of Rivka. I sold my body to science and all I got was this lousy t-shirt. Wait a second... I left my t-shirt on the bus on my way here. Oh no! Andy is going to be so mad at me. I told him I'd give him the shirt as... Read More »
HEY KIDS! MY SOUL IS ON THE BOTTOM OF A FRIGGIN SHOE! NOW I GET MY FACE MASHED INTO THE GROUND OVER AND OVER AGAIN, EVERY DAY. IT'S THE FRIGGIN PITS MAN...BUT I GUESS IT'S JUST KARMA COMING BACK TO BITE ME! ONE TIME, WHEN I WAS A YOUNG MAN, I WENT... Read More »
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