Here's what we'd like to see: LeBron heading back in time to the mid-'70s glory that was the American Basketball Association. There he'll find Will Ferrell with an afro and an ownership stake in the Flint Tropics. In lieu of VIP treatment, James will luxuriate in mid-game brawls, pancake theme night and the sight of a camel traipsing around the court - all set to the tunes of Sly & the Family Stone. Don't say that ain't the big time!

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