DAVID ROCKS MY SOCK OFF!!!
Posted on: 05.04.2007
SHOUT OUT TO MY BOY DAVID FOR REPRESENTIN?, ONCE AGAIN, IN THE PIT!!! I can?t even really express how proud I am of this guy. Out of everyone in this competition it?s so funny how the person who was initially perceived as ?the gross guy? who viewers didn?t care for, comes along and kicks ass on the show. I?m so happy for you David. Know that you deserve every bit of that cash and every piece of that Mazda 3? hopefully I?ll see you coasting down the road in my Mazda, lol.
I also want to commend Tori on that noble move with volunteering?To be honest I NEVER thought that she would do such a thing and being a Roadie from beginning to end I don?t think I want to see her miss out on that prize? but I guess that?s the way the cookie crumbles occasionally huh? Good luck sweetie! And you too Adam?both of you guys give the pit all you got or go home packing?that?s the rule in this game?trust me I know, lol?
But anyway?back to my homeboy?DAVID!!! Man you ROCK!!! I couldn?t be happier for you and D-rock?it?s great to see the Pit Crew come up in this competition and show them how it?s done. To the rest of my pit crew I hope to see you all soon?I miss u guys?my homies?we will hang out soon I?m sure?.Too bad we didn?t get a chance to audition for the circus thing or race NASCAR?s or climb mountains, or play in cow dung, or car bungee into freezing water, but hey, life goes on right?
Well?that?s all I got!
This is your boy Monteezy?
SINGING OUT!!!
P.S. My fans are off the chain?I love you guys?you keep my blood pumping strong?thanx for all the love?.peace!
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I'm Dying Here!!!
Posted on: 04.26.2007
Whassup everyone? So I?m sitting at home watching Road Rules, checkin? in on the Roadies? progress in the competition when I realize I?m really not on the RV? at all -lol?MAN!!! What?s going on over there in Hollywood and why am I missing out on it? Oh wait! I forgot, apparently I?m not getting the required amount of votes anymore. So, that leads to ask you all, the viewers, have you given up that warm space in your heart that was previously reserved for me? Have you turned your back on good old Monte? Have you forgotten why I am so amazing? If so, I forgive you? lol?
J/K guys? You know that I love you all and have appreciated the support you have provided me with throughout this competition whether it be votes or positive comments on my wall. You have made this experience kick ass for me and for that I am thankful? HOWEVER, the time is ticking, the competition is coming to an end soon, and I?m kind of hoping that you?ll maybe drop a few well needed votes into the pile labeled WE LOVE MONTE!!! I need you guys? I can?t do this without you so help me out OK? Great! Glad we have an understanding?
NOW GO VOTE!!!
P.S. You know I love you right? Lol?
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YES IVORY!!!
Posted on: 04.19.2007
Man
did you see my girl Ivory doing her thing this week? I give her mad props and
let me tell you all why?Contrary to what most viewers and Road Rulers think
about her, she simply is the REALEST person on this show?You may call her
tacky, you may call her classless, you may call her bitchy?BUT understand that
she is being herself ALL the time not just when the cameras start rolling. I
respect her consistent honesty?Now the ones who SHOULD be judged oh so heavily
are those who behave completely different OFF camera than they do on
camera?.I?ll leave that mystery for you to figure out?moving along?
FOOTBALL!!!
WOW, now isn?t funny how I have no luck when it comes to these sports
competitions on this show? Lets review my bad luck?my first pit battle,
FOOTBALL, and I lost?..my second pit battle, BASKETBALL, and I lost?.Now this
pit stop and what do we have to offer, FOOTBALL, and I don?t even get voted in
to compete in the battle against the Road Rulers?.THIS SUCKS!!! Now as we all
saw the Pit Crew got our asses handed to us ONCE AGAIN and I honestly believe
that maybe things would have been different had I been there?NO I don?t have
years of football experience behind me but I can catch the damn ball and I
CERTAINLY can run my ass off?SO yeah, I?m kind of upset that you guys didn?t
think that I could be useful this time around?a bit hurt actually.
But
HEY?life goes on and we all have our lessons to learn don?t we? Maybe next time
the viewers will vote me back in; for the pit battle, for a pit stop, for
SOMETHING!!! lol?I?M HERE GUYS?.and I?M ready to ROCK!!! Just give me a chance?.well, another chance
in this case, lol?
Your
boy,
~Monte?
P.S.
I was so depressed last week?I think I?ve been letting what people think about
me get to me?but THAT?S OVER!!! I could care less what viewers think?I?m back?I?m
confident?and I?m here to stay baby?..if you don?t like it?WHO CARES!!!! IM ON
MTV AND YOURE NOT!!!!??I still love u though.
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Give me Pit or give me DEATH!!!
Posted on: 04.12.2007
So first of all one word?DEREK!!!! Man did u see this guy in the pit? He?s a monster?exactly what this competition has needed from day 1?I knew D would bring on the noise but DAAAAAAAAMMMMMMN?way to go man?mad props?hope to NEVER see u in the pit, lol?
Now I can honestly say that for the first time in this game THIS MISSION has me soo PISSED that I wasn?t on the RV. I have always enjoyed biking and skating and the opportunity to do some stunts like that would have been right up my alley. I also have to say that I was very impressed with the Road Rulers this time around?although they didn?t win the mission you have to give them credit on clearing the stunts they got points for?The front flip? The long jump? THAT BACK FLIP? HOW SICK WAS THAT!!!! I was jumping on my couch like, ?GO GO GO!!! So don?t even sweat it guys?I?m proud of you?really.
Anyway so here?s the deal?Your boy hadn?t been to the pit since the ICE AGE and I have to tell you that I?m itching my balls off to get back in there and prove to everyone that I belong on that RV. I?ve had my time to sit and regroup?ITS PIT TIME BABY!!!
Of course you all know as well as I do that I can't PUT myself into the pit?.i need your help guys?.i need your support?I need your VOTES!!! So if you have any faith and love in your heart left for good old Monte? than put your votes where your mouth is and get me in the pit?
GIVE ME PIT OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!!!! YEEEEAAAAAAAAH BABY!
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Random Blog…not exciting I promise
Posted on: 04.05.2007
So I think this episode was by far the most entertaining thus far; name calling, anxiety attacks, and assasins? OH YES BABY, this show is finally looking like Road Rules!!! Not to say that the show has to be packed with drama in order to be interesting but it was getting rather boring?lol?just kidding?not really though. I must say that it was rather refreshing to see peoples? true thoughts finally displayed out in the open. David u didn?t have to call her a bitch, but hey at least u expressed yourself and that I do commend my friend. And don?t let them gang up on you like that Leech?regardless of what?s going on and the argument at hand just stand your ground man?I was really proud of you?but anyway enough with the mushy?Congrats once again to the Road Ruler?s for winning another mission?oh?but wait, they didn?t win did they? Oh well?sucks for them, lol?maybe next time guys?u cant win them all right?
I?m sorry but I think I?m just not really full of opinions this week?besides?im weak remember? Therefore I shouldn?t have an opinion right??until next week?
Your neighborhood friendly dancer,
~Monte?
P.S. Oh yeah?shout out to all of my family, friends, and fans who continue to show me mad love on my blogs?you guys make this experience so worth it?and I really appreciate you all
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Alliances huh?…Ok
Posted on: 03.29.2007
Well at least the volunteer system has finally went to hell to burn as
should have from the beginning of the show right? lol?.Congrats to Derek on
winning his way into the RV?he?s my idol?I want to be like him when I grow up
(ie: winning in the pit)?As far as Dan? Well I guess that?s where volunteering
yourself gets you huh? Sorry man?life sucks right? Anyway, moving along?
The Roadies did an excellent job of winning the mission?way to go on
banking some more of my money, I appreciate that?really I do, lol?Oh and they
also did a phenomenal job of once again proving to be full of S@#%! At this
point in the game we all know that there intentions have nothing to do with
being fair or just?if that was the case then their reasoning for sending Dave
and Derek into the pit would not be because they haven?t been on the RV since
the beginning?REMEMBER ONLY SIX PEOPLE CAN FIT ON THE RV AT A TIME GENIUSES!!!
Goodness?and furthermore there is no way for either of the two to strike even
with Roadies by earning 80,000 dollars in the bank because there isn?t that much
money left to earn is there? Full of IT like I said?this game is about what they
set the precedence for at the start of the season; Lying, being fake,
backstabbing, prejudice, and alliances?and that?s fine with me?im just glad that
other pit crew members are starting to wake up and smell the rotten ass coffee
that has been brewing since day one. I hope I go into the pit?.i hope I win?and
I hope I get the chance to pointlessly ?prove? myself to a group of people who
have no intention of accepting me or giving me chance in this competition?.only
to be voted directly back into the pit regardless of all the good things I do
while on the RV?.some game huh?
Whatever L
Signing out sad, mad, and
bitter
Monte?
p.s. whatever happened to
integrity? I guess it went to hell with the volunteer system huh? Lol?.peace
man
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3 Times a Loser? Not so much…
Posted on: 03.22.2007
Oh man?What can I say? I am very happy for David getting on the RV?.my boy deserves it and I know he will do well in the competition?Good Luck DAVE?.and remember PIT CREW BABY!!! Angel I am proud of you for giving your all while you were on the RV and I can honestly say that u made a believer out of me during your time aboard?You do deserve to be in this competition and I know u can kick just as much butt as anyone else on the show?its funny how people judge our worth as a competitor based on our performances in the pit battles?.YEAH RIGHT!!! I?m sure that all the intelligent people out there watching realize that your ability to ?Snatch stickers off backs? or ?Make free throw shots into a basket? has NOTHING to do with your potential in the missions. As we saw today in the Road Rulers? mission things can be difficult for anyone no matter how tough or apparently weak so everyone should be cautious as to whom they dub ?USELESS? in this competition. YES, I have lost two pit battles (NOT THREE?the 1st time I didn?t get the chance to compete?Tori vs. Veronica?remember now?) and there just as much a possibility that I will lose the next as there is that I will win. DON?T GET IT TWISTED!!! The pit battles vary in strategy and u never know what strengths you can rely on as a competitor?So basically what I?m saying is, ?DON?T BE SO QUICK TO JUDGE PEOPLE!!!? Eventually ill get on the RV and when I?m there I will be a very valuable asset, just as every competitor has been on the RV thus far?anyway?.enough of justifying myself to people I don?t even know?.MOVING ALONG!!!
I?m also happy to see the show is a bit less filled with ?drama??I know that?s what viewers want to see from time to time but you have to understand that drama weighs down on your spirit and can easily effect performance in these missions. So I?m ecstatic to see a drama-free RV?hell, they need to keep winning my MONEY so when I?m all aboard come that last mission I can be riding in that MAZDA 3 BABY!!! lol?but we do have to crawl before we walk don?t we? And for me that means that I have to do what I have do in future pit battles to earn my spot on that RV?and I will people, trust me I will?
Anyway I gotta go now?need to do some pushups and all that good-body-aching stuff?.SHOUT OUT to all of my family, friends, and LOYAL fans who continue to support me with their love and most importantly?.votes, lol?
P.S. And don?t you guys love how the Road Rulers are attempting to relay who they think the voters should pick to battle in the pit? Subliminal Messages?.HA! Luckily you viewers out there have your own minds and will vote for who you WANT to not who they NEED you too?..thinking they slicker than a can of oil?get out of here?.this is ROAD RULES not AMERICAN IDOL!!!!! Peace out!
Your Boy,
MONTEEEEEEZY!!!!
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“Volunteer System”…Yeah Right
Posted on: 03.15.2007
So they lost the mission?Not surprised
So they tried to patch things up? Not surprised
So she?s offended by the jokes? Not surprised
So they broke the volunteer system?.........
NOT SURPRISED!!!
I?m so over it. Now stop me if I am wrong but I swore that the pit crew?s main argument and problem with the ROAD RULERS was that this ?volunteer system? was unfair and cowardly from the beginning. If the purpose of the voting system is to VOTE OFF the weakest competitors in the game, then how does it benefit the team to VOLUNTEER yourself into the pit if you are not the weakest competitor? It doesn?t make sense nor has it EVER made sense? and it?s so funny how it has taken the ROAD RULERS to have someone on the RV who they despise to finally open their eyes and see how full of it they have been. Of course Shane volunteers himself into the pit because its his turn and all, but if the ROAD RULERS are so convicted in their volunteer system then why did Tori remain quiet during the pit decisions? You know why? because they are FULL OF IT!!! If volunteering was the way to go then it should be TORI?S butt in the pit NOT ANGEL?S and by breaking their own code I?m happy that they have finally shown their true colors and, through course of action, proven how hypocritical they are. Honestly its time for a change in this game?Change in players, Change in rules, Change in mentalities, Change, Change?CHANGE!!! Change is inevitable? and the time has come.
That?s all I have to say?
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WHAT-EVER, IT PIT TIME BABY!!!
Posted on: 03.08.2007
What ever happen to loyalty??WHATEVER?.Let me begin by expressing my disgust and disappointment with the Road Rulers?now I admit I expected things to be a bit rocky with Angel as a new addition to the RV, but I never expected them to treat her so nastily. I felt horrible that Angel even had to deal with their malicious efforts towards isolating her from the group. And I cant even believe that iI'm about to say the following, but nothing disappointed me more than Tori and Dan?s failure to take up for Angel as a fellow Pit Crew member. It seems like whenever the arguments started up, or should I say when the attacks began on Angel, that both of them just faded into the background ?Sorry guys but silence doesn?t qualify as proper defense for a supposed ?friend??its nice to know that pit crew sticks together in tough times huh? WHATEVER?let me move along before I type things I shouldn?t?Stick in their Angel pit crew has got your back!!!!
Now as far as the Pit Crew getting our BUTTS served to us on a silver platter by the Road Rulers?well there really isn?t much to say about that huh? Except for the fact that while the Road Rulers competed against us with 6 members, we were forced to battle them in the strong man competition with just 5 members?as in 6 minus Susie. We knew there was a strong chance that she would throw the mission for us seeing how she was fresh off the RV, and she clearly confirmed our concerns with her complete lack of interest in helping us as a team throughout the competition?don?t believe me? Well take it from someone who was there?SHE THREW THE MISSION FOR US AND SHE THREW IT WELL!!! Need further proof? Well lets travel back in time to the first event of the strong man competition where Susie was my partner in the wheel barrow race. Now my responsibility was to get the wheelbarrow from start to finish as fast as possible (and I did that very well by beating Shane to the sand bags by at least 3 seconds)?All Susie had to do was help me load the sandbags and assist with keeping the bags balanced. Ask yourself this, ?How could have the pit crew gotten behind in the wheelbarrow race in the first heat if Monte blew SHANE out of the water in getting to the bags?? Well the answer is that Susie INTENTIONALLY SUCKED at loading the sandbags?she took her precious time loading the bags while the Road Rules quickly took the lead in the first round?GO SUSIE!!! YOU DID IT!!! All I can say is it must be nice to have a partner that helps you out in the race Shane, because I didn?t?.but WHATEVER!!! No point in crying over spilled milk right? Besides, I'm not a man for excuses, lol?moving along.
I?m sick of discussing all these negative topics?on to more positive thoughts?.
· SHOUT OUT TO MY GIRL IVORY, who after tripping up with her weight in the beginning of the Power Step competition still managed to chase Tori down to what in my opinion was a very close call?u really proved yourself out there girl, im very proud of you
· D-ROCK!!! You are a beast man?.your athletic capabilities will take you far in this competition and im honored to kall you a fellow pit crew member?keep it up Bro? and remember PIT CREW 4 LIFE BABY!!!
· To Dan and Tori?I still love you guys?I guess I just expected a bit more from you two that?s all?so much for high hopes
· LEECH!!!! You kicked it in the POWER STEP event man?seeing you blow Adam out of the water in that competition was quite the joy my friend?YOU ARE AWESOME DAVID!!! Don?t ever forget that, however DO forget all the negative things the viewers have to say?they don?t know you or how amazing you are?keep doing your thing?I don?t know what pit crew would be without you man?
· JERRY and KRISTEN!!!! WE MISS YOU GUYS?these pit stops aren?t nearly as interesting without you two?Kristen we miss your sweet spirit and Jerry we cant help but notice how dry the day seems to be without your hilarious jokes?Hope to see you all soon?.PIT CREW BABY!!!
· Veronica getting to know you has been quite the experience?Its amazing how we as humans are so quick to judge people without first getting a chance to know them?U ARE BY FAR ONE OF THE MOST REALEST PEOPLE ON THIS GAME?.those who don?t like you simply cant handle the truth that you spit?.I, however, can?Thanx for the guidance and opening our ?pit crew? eyes to the truth of this game we call ROAD RULES!!!
· ROAD RULERS?..good job on kicking me and my teammates butts?we look forward to one day returning the favor?.no go on and continue to MAKE DADDY?S MONEY!!!
Ummmmmmm?..i think that?s it for now?.bye! Be easy and be blessed J
OH I forgot?PIT KREW Baby!!!!??
Signing out,
~Monte?
?YO-BABY-YO!!!?
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My Blog...
Posted on: 02.28.2007
So my heart definitely went out 2 Kina and Angel in that last pit
battle...INTENSE!!!!! Man I was kompletely on my toes the whole time.
Watching those two definitely brought back feelings from my pit
challenge; Extreme Nervousness, Agression, and last but not
least....Fear. This pit battle was an excellent example of how NASTY
("Don't slap me in the face B@#$!!") and Aggresive ("You
Transvesdite!!!") this game can get. Kina surely proved to be the better
competitior in the battle and I must admit she certainly had some good
points; You've got to have aggression and tough skin to succeed in these
competitions because situations will get heated. Unfortunately this
"Aggression Prerequisite" puts those of us in this competition who are
less prone to become BUCKWILD and KRAZY at a disadvantage....kould Angel
have beaten Kina? Sure! But did Angel have enough aggression to best
Kina's strong offensive grabbing and pushing? Not this time around she
didnt, maybe next time things will result differently....Everyone needs
a taste of the pit before they truly get their full helping of
indulgement....feel me? So don't sweat it Angel...the next time you (or
I) get in the pit you'll know to get DOWN & DIRTY to win that spot on
the RV....As for Kina...you did great and are a far greater competitor
than I ever expected you to be....Feel free to rip off my buttons
anytime :)
NOW!!! As for that mission....MAN!!! Driving a stick!!! I would have
been trippin for real but it would have been great to FINALLY learn how
to drive a stick shift....I personally think that there is nothing
sexier than a woman in a stick shift ride....so you can imagine my joy
checkin out Susy, Kina, and Tori whippin those cars....Once again the
Roadies did well, although they did not complete their mission...(There
IS a first time for everything as I dinstinctly remember giving fair
warning to)....And this week who goes into the pit but yet another
UNDESERVING CANDIDATE....Susy.....
Oh by the way...this is where I begin venting...ready....ok
Now correct me if I am wrong but I was under the impression that every
week the "WEAKEST" person of a particular mission would be voted off the
RV into the pit......but that's not what we are observing is it? Believe
me I'm the #1 advocate for "lets be nice" but for people to keep
sacrificing themselves at the expense of others seems sweet on hand and
completely RETARDED on the other...I really don't want to seem as though
I'm raining on the "Happy Happy Joy Joy" parade but I do not understand
how offering "competitors" second chances will further encourage them
to "compete"....If u aren't following me yet take this for example: If u
were in a competition where if you messed up you knew there would be
someone to take the heat for your mistakes would be fiercer comptetitor
or would you be a tad bit more lazy because of all the "cushion" your
teammates are providing you.....It seems to me that by everyone playing
Captain Save-a-Hoe that no one really has to be afraid of going
home....someone else will go to the pit for them....why compete when
your spot is already guarunteed?
THIS MUST STOP!!!! Competitiors in this competition need to start taking
accountability for their own responsibilities....Playing this game safe
only cheapens it the viewers and more importantly to YOURSELVES
ROADIES....make this experience the kick-ass, spontaneous, rough-edge,
dramatic, and hysterically hillarious competition that this show is
supposed to be....give people the motivation to want to stay in the game
and keep their spot on the RV....Stop giving away free fish and start
teaching how to fish...catch my drift? If you don't...I don't really
care because I'm sure that you all wil simply ignore my warnings (like
last week) and the truth will once again show its big fat face sooner or
later.......I love you guys...keep up the good work, and keep making
daddy's money! :)
P.S. This blog is not an attack on any individuals, it is a result
concluding from weekly observations.....in other words...DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONAL, lol
PIT CREW 4 LIFE BABY!!!!
Monte'
--lrp86
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