You look small from the high road.
Posted on: 04.26.2007
I am torn? part of me says: give zero effort in defending the crew that has more heart than ten RVs put together. Another part of me says: I don?t know what maggots taste like but I am sure it tastes similar to the s#!7 coming out of Kina?s mouth at the beginning of this episode. With that, I will give only a few thoughts this week.
For kina,
It is sad to me still that we were referred to as thinking we didn?t get a fair shot at this whole RV thing? well princess we didn?t. Better yet, I have never said a word but that I have been thankful for this experience. No matter how big or small. I count on you to be the well spoken one. Next time think before you group ?all of us? together. Thank god Veronica has the balls to say we were robbed of this experience.
For any hater,
I am a Road Ruler. So is the Pit Crew. So says our paychecks and so says our contracts. You guys don?t make the rules. I have promoted your show more than you can imagine and continue to be your biggest fan. We might be the only eight watching at this point.
How can people smile at you, dry your tears and at the same time, stab you in the back? Good multi-taskers I suppose. There is a positive I guess.
It is sad to me who people become when money and a car is on the line. Remember to watch your backs. That isn?t a threat from the blonde chick. That is a promise from karma. What goes around comes around, and you sent it off with great momentum.
Don?t give up Derek and David. Tori, don?t forget where you come from.
This might be my ?b!7@# blog? but I have promised viewers honesty. I have been myself and will continue to do so. I have a family to represent and I will not sell out for any car or dollar amount. I appreciate the kind words and tons of votes. Thank you all for some great lessons in life. Rock on Pit Crew. Good luck to the RV in your final challenges.
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Well Poop!
Posted on: 04.19.2007
Well thank god I went to San Diego so you all could see me for five
seconds. I went out there with the total intention of showing you all how
serious I was about representing. You guys, from the bottom of my heart, I
played hard and gave 110%. You didn?t get to see the fabulous catches or the
parts where I thanked you profusely for voting. I want you to know that I am
worth the votes and I was stellar (or at least ok).
I had Ivory?s back and she was a monster too. Our team
practiced harder and played harder. More importantly, we played with heart. We
understand how important you are and how much support we have. To us, we didn?t
care about the money. We cared about showing them that luck doesn?t make a
person. TV shows don?t make people y?all.
I was very excited to spend the weekend with fun people and
get some Cali sun on my cheeks. My other cheeks were sore from the ass beating they received.
Please know we tried. We really wanted that win but unfortunately we don?t have
two high school and college football players. No excuses but I am telling you
guys if wanting a game won the game, we won. The strategy and determination
behind this group-o-rookies was priceless and comical. They won. You get it.
But it still sucks because lord knows a victory and a bit of cash would have
had my little blonde ass smiling all the way back to the smitten mitten.
With all of that said, thank you again. Thank you for at
least giving me the one chance to try. It felt good to be out there. It is hard
to leave anyone at home and I miss Angel and Monte a ton. Thank you to Jerry
and Daniel for coaching and helping me. Thanks to my less than perfect pit crew
for just wanting to kick butt. You all rock and I am lucky to know you. Shaner,
you didn?t really mean that? in fact you can?t get enough of the pit crew. Keep
voting viewers. Hopefully another pit stop is in the works and I can make the
cut. I just adore you guys. No BS. Much love? the sun burned blonde chick.
P.S. I have now resorted to making my fifteen seconds of
fame occur on the jumbo-tron at the Detroit Tigers game on Friday. Look for
me!!! I have to make it happen somehow I will be on TV damn it.
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Wake me up when you want new faces.
Posted on: 04.05.2007
Ok. I FREAKING LOVE YOU! Thank you for having some faith in this average mid west chick with lame barn jokes! Your votes make me a little less capable of tying myself to the front of the RV. Your clicking saved my dignity. If you are ever in town, I?ll buy you a beerJ
We are getting right into it this time. What is this newly formed revealed alliance? Is it fair for me to feel stuck here? I am sure that is the way you are all seeing it too. It seems that if team sunshine gets their way, Dave and Derek will rotate throughout the pit for the duration of this show. I don?t want to be a bitch but that equals extreme hate.
I understand both sides? but obviously side with Dave and Derek. It seems like total poop that they continually represent in these missions, bank money for the ?team? and then are voted into the pit. I think all of us are in agreement it is not because ?they are most likely to handle it? or ?proving themselves?. It is kind of like applying for a job and being ?over qualified?. If is smells like poop and looks like poop it must be?
You and I both smell it.
I am not sure what to think about some of these characters anymore. What I thought I knew goes a little further down the tubes every episode. Some of us would just be happy to sleep a night or two on a RV while others are picking fights and trash talking. Look, I am only trying to be on a TV show, feel like I gave a little and be excited because YOU all thought I could. Maybe next season, you guys might be able to vote who is off the RV too. Might be fun since you know what fair is.
I am ok with waking up and not looking like a model on national television. I look like a train wreck in the morning. I am pretty sure most of America looks the same. Maybe not. Maybe you want to see it only so you can laugh. I am ok with that you guys. Whatever gives me a vote at this point. My hair is jacked and my breath is kicking. That is normal. That is me. I am ok with making an ass out of myself.
I love you all. I appreciate both negative and positive feedback (but please be gentle). Keep loving this show and writing whatever you feel. YOU make this a success. Hell you might even be getting more votes than me? that was a joke. Love you and keep clicking on the squinty faced blonde girl. Bless your little hearts. xoxox
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Two guesses where I am…first one doesn’t count.
Posted on: 03.29.2007
Well the poop on the farm is not the only thing that is deep in here! Boo on this ?proving yourself? in the pit business. Hey Adam, try getting America to like you enough to vote you in? then come knock on my RV door and we can talk about proving yourself. If I ever make it on the cheese wagon, I have fought the biggest battle I could face. For the love!
My precious David is just spanking these missions. I heart that giant. Talk about a good hearted, sincere big ass boy. I affectionately refer to him as my 270lb toddler. The guy is crazy but at least he is always David. Anyone else would have told team sunshine to stick it after they told him he was pitting this week. David has a heart of gold and is strong like bull.
Old McFarmer had a ho and kina was its name-o! Kina made me chuckle this week, commentary plus girl! Fun on the farm usually doesn?t come with eye liner. Home girl does make anything look pretty.
And my Tori without Dan-tastic, that blows. However, the girl showed us that she is innocent but not afraid to get dirty. She showed that farm who is boss. Watch out girlfriend! Derek will love you in a second and we can?t sail another love boat.
Derek let his horse out of the barn and the roadies let him into their life (insert ?awww? here). I think his attitude is much more humble than I had anticipated. I can?t say that I am in the Derek fan club yet but I am looking to apply. We will see Mr. All American. Please excuse the super clever references to farming in this blog but it is just too easy.
And so it is. Team Kristen still kicking it in the mitten-o-michigan. We are live and proud I might add. THANK YOU SO FREAKING MUCH FOR THE LOVE LAST WEEK! I was starting to have major issues y?all. I am talking about the type of stuff my main man Dr. Phil can?t fix. Sitting at my computer voting for myself just trying to live the dream?
You all rock? I am at home if you need me?. Keep clicking until your cherished little digit is falling off. Still love me. I love you. Represent for me so I can represent for you. xoxo.
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So over it, I am under it.
Posted on: 03.22.2007
Little but friendly is going stir crazy! Help a girl get on the psycho wagon you guys. I feel like every episode is missing that something that makes it great. We need something that gets you laughing and continuously reminds the campers that this is a game and not a scene from some chick flick.
You need a little blonde chick to slap on a side pony tail and make a jack ass out of herself. SOMETHING DIFFERENT! I mean I am ok with the fact that I haven?t been your first choice. The emotional scarring is over and now we can collectively focus on the future. I can be over it if you can.
I miss all of my family even that naked slab of man meat, David. Tori needs her partner in crime and Dan needs a less feminist, beer drinking homie. No tears, just playing the game and banking the fat cash.
Another thought is, the last time I checked, this is Road Rules not the f-ing love boat. I truly believe that Tori and Dan might be just as over them as we all are. They kind of go together like rusty nails and ice cream. Sure they can get married and then star in Divorce Court next. ?Friends? is for sure a better option but I am pretty sure they have mentioned that?
I have sat on my bumper for the last nine weeks and tried to get my votes up. This campaign is in FULL EFFECT. I have told you all how much I believe in myself and now it is time for you to show me you believe in me. I am almost at that point when I fly to Cali and just tip the whole damn RV over. Or something very dramatic like chain myself to the hood? I will keep you posted on the plan.
To all of you that have voted, THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY LITTLE HEART! Please don?t stop. Be that obnoxious person who sends out the email with the link. I am eating that up with a spoon. Tell a friend and a cousin. Click and vote until your precious little index is ready to fall off your hand. And know that the whole time; this chick is in Michigan doing the same (no shame in telling you I have taken my destiny into my own hands)J. Oh! I have also made t-shirts! Lots of love and votes! TKFL!
(Team Kristen For Life)
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WHAT IS UP VOTER VIEWERS!!!!!
Posted on: 03.15.2007
Dropping a line from the fabulous mitten of Michigan! Thanking all of you
again for two cents and pleasant pieces of thought. You haven?t seen me because
I am still at home damn it!!! I do sincerely appreciate your votes and all of
your efforts but it seems that we still have to kick it up a notch. All of my
girls are losing it and need a little free entertainment? ta-da!
To my homies on the RV? I freaking miss you to the smallest pieces! You guys
are doing amazing and banking a ton. I was trying to cut that tension with a
knife from across the country. Angel and the crew are a little like oil and
water? gets pretty tiny in the RV one would imagine.
I know you all tried to make it seem like it was a strength issue voting
Angel into the Pit, maybe the air is just clearer on this side of the country.
Captain Obvious might say you wanted her out! Just tossing it out there. A game
is a game I suppose so we will see how our tiny wonder holds up.
My homophobic cast mates lost it a little when the not so straight finger was
pointed at them. The lesbian talk is not Tori?s favorite. Just because Tori
respects it definitely does mean she is comfortable with it. I was dying
watching the girls when Shane got sassy. I think the key with Shane is just
giving it right back to him. It is kind of like kindergarten, when boys pull
your hair it means they really like you.
And for the record, who the hell wants the karma of making an Angel cry? Not
this little blonde chick? for sure. But in all seriousness, does anyone else
feel sad watching her mini eyes fill. Someone pass her a tissue or a sock or
something. Where is your heart?!?
As always I am ready to kick some @$$ so when you are all set to vote me in,
I will man up! Please just love me. I am not a douche bag and I like people and
competition. At this point all of my family is starting to think that they are
on the show too and just not getting "the call". Save me from all of the smart
asses you guys! For the love!
Boo on being at home.
Until next time y?all, I am out of sight like a satellite! Much love and
happy clicking!
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The fat kid in dodge ball….
Posted on: 03.08.2007
Well here we are again folks. The usual loss for my pit crew?BOO! Angel said it best you guys. MORE PIT PEEPS IN THE RV!!!!!
This blog might be more from my heart than ever. Everyone loves the people that are drama and those that talk major $#*t. I am not that person, I am just not. I am letting you all know that I am the girl that would rather stay quite and prove to you what I can do. I don?t talk big game, I don?t cut down my cast mates. I will play the game, maintain who I am and do my best to represent what you all think I can do.
As a member of a crew that has returned to Cali twice without me, my heart does feel a wee bit defeated. As time rolls on and the monster inside of some of these people is definitely pulled out by the camera. I think I saw my little Angel lose that halo and grow horns. It is hard for me to watch but my momentum in heart will not slow down.
If you have ever felt like you were not good enough, if you have ever been underestimated, if you have ever wanted to prove yourself? I HAVE YOUR VOTE! To make this as honest as possible I feel like the fat kid in dodge ball, picked last and least popular. I am not too good to admit that the poopy things people write do hurt my feelings, I?m a human after all. I just want the opportunity to show I can do this. I am the person that will represent those of you that are over people thinking they are better than others. I am the one to tell people like it is and remind them this is a team effort.
You might think this is sassy, most of you will have an opinion. I am learning short of being a PR rep, I can?t avoid that. Make your opinions but please understand that this is my dream you guys. I have worked hard to be where I am and I very excited to part of this show. I am all set with Michigan weather and ready for some butt kicking in the sunshine. You make the show, that is the bargain. Please tell a friend put a little trust in this one. Besides? I freaking love you and I miss my friends!!!!!
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THIS REDNECK WOULD HAVE OWNED COURSE!
Posted on: 02.28.2007
I have never wanted to be in on something so much in my life. This NASCAR loving girl would have lived out a fantasy to race those cars on the course. Fast cars and being scared out of your mind is what these hillbilly roots long for. This episode was super fun to watch and I only hope you found it as entertaining as I did.
I thought everyone did a fabulous job at putting heart into this challenge. I was sad for Dan because it is such pressure to be the new kid and even worse to lose the mission. Dan is strong in heart and in mind. You could just see it on his face when the mission pooped out! I would forgive him; he might owe me $10,000 at the end of the crazy camping adventure, J but I would forgive him. Just joking Dantasic!
PLEASE keep up your loyalty to this show and the voting networks up! You all have no idea how much you are appreciated. Without you all we would be big fat nothings. Your support makes our hearts so happy and the airlines in business.
As for me, I will be the one yelling at the TV and praying you guys start to love me. I am super fun and very excited to get my bumper in a seat on that RV. Please remember that there is a little blonde chick in Michigan that adores you and hopes you give her a chance to prove size doesn’t matter. It is the size of the dog, it is the bite! Keep on rockin’, Rock stars* Giant hugs and smooches!
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Love Muffins
Posted on: 02.21.2007
Hello all my love muffins! You all have no idea how great you really are. If you didn?t vote we wouldn?t see Veronica? oh wait a second! What the ----- are you doing?!?! Just joking around fabulous viewers! You are the boss and I am not messing with that?
Another fun packed episode with Tori the T money and Dan- tastic. This time they really had some work to do. Climb 4 billion feet into the air and try not to pee your pants. This one would have some serious self coaching to make it even ten feet up. These challenges make me jealous because these are the things that would challenge me the most mentally. Heights= shaking legs and maybe even some tears, I am not going to lie.
As a potential RV rider, I am starting to see a team form. The thought of have a new kid being on the RV would disrupt a balance that has been established. It becomes so comfortable; the wrong Roadie would rock the boat.
Those super campers better hope that my home girl Ivory doesn?t manage a takeover. She would make a small space even smaller. Home girl is for real trying to win. She will go NY all over their happy little @$$!
I feel it is time to take the next top vote getter. Let?s see some different folks up in this business. Mix it up y?all! Show these producers you are the man (or woman) and you make the rules? the Road Rules?
Thank you all much for the votes and the endless love! Your words of wisdom are so appreciated. To all of my cheerleaders, PLEASE keep your districts voting? this campaign isn?t over peeps. LOVE YOU ALL WITH ALL OF MY LITTLENESS!
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I guess I am at a loss for words…
Posted on: 02.14.2007
You all seem to think that little doesn?t mean mighty. Watching this episode made me feel so frustrated. Watching people all of my teammates cry, puke, stop? all such a slap in the face. I don?t mean that I think I could do so much better, it is very hard not being there. I don?t know what to write other than they absolutely gave it their best. I won?t fall into the trap of talking total smack about the Alumni Cast, they are great people.
Please imagine watching your whole team from home as Veronica battles with them. She is a great competitor but she isn?t our family. Nothing would have made me happier than to struggle along with my teammates and steal $10,000 out of their pockets.
I can only imagine how hard that whole mission was mentally and physically. My only thoughts are I wish I could have been there to support them and show all of you how much tougher I am than you all give me credit for.
I want everyone to understand that this is a very emotional experience and being away from your maniac other family is the hardest part. These cast members are not just people. They are truly amazing individuals with such big hearts. We are truly and whole heartedly family.
It is all part of the game that some of us will stay in the pit while others will share crazy memories. It is completely in your hands who will challenge for the RV spot each week.
THANK ALL OF YOU THAT SUPPORT ME!!!! Your love and kind words make my heart so happy. Without you I might spend the rest of this show on the couch? For all of the haters, please understand that you haven?t seen enough of me yet. I will try with all that I am to make you a fan and a believer in the sassy little blonde. Little but mighty (still).
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