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Welcome to YOUR show. Your Friend, Andrew W.K. wants to help you with all your problems. Drop him a line on mtv2.com, and you might get your problem solved or your question answered.
Andrew reads his first letter from Ed. Ed spends most of his time babysitting his son Wyatt and reaches out to Andrew for help: he needs to "get out of the house" and relax with his pals.
We meet Ed at his house, which is filled with kids. It looks as though some of these kids are not Ed's, but Andrew is up to the task. First things first: a "to do" list. It's obvious given the number of kids Andrew W.K. will be babysitting there will be "a lot of consoling and diaper changing."
During the break, Andrew reads a letter from Michael. Michael works at a paper mill and feels like he wasting his life. Andrew responds with an uplifting message, "Pursue your dream, let the job fuel what you want to do in life." Andrew and Ed finish their "to do" list and then Andrew takes advantage of the moment when Ed leaves for the evening. Six kids, a toy piano and a little hard rockin' while the parents are out. "We will always party hard," Andrew sings while banging his head.
Andrew reads a quick letter from Aaron during the commercial break. Aaron can't figure out why he can't get any dates. Aaron says he's ugly but not really ugly. Andrew responds with some uplifting words of wisdom: "If you really want a date, keep asking. One of them is bound to say yes."
Back at Ed's house, Andrew feeds Wyatt, pulls the girls out of the toilet bowl, cleans up spit, changes several diapers and wraps up his exhausting evening with a bedtime story. Upon Ed's return he is grateful but smells dirty diapers. Andrew replies, "That is the sweet smell of success." Then, Andrew makes a quick exit from the premises.
Drop Andrew W.K. a line, and he might be helping you out soon.
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Exclusive letters of the week, only for mtv2.com:
Jason Landers / Keyes, CA
I have a crazy obsession with becoming a security person for a rock band or rock person do you think you can help me out?
Dear Jason,
Usually rock band security guards try to watch out for people with crazy obsessions, but your passion could also impress the right people. Just be sure to be huge and nice... I don't need a security guard yet, but if I do, please protect me.
Your friend, Andrew W.K.
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Monica Smith / San Diego, CA
Hi Andrew,
I'm 22 years old and my boyfriend is 24 and I don't think he feels I'm enough for him. What should I do?
Dear Monica,
He'll always have 2 more years, but remind him that once you're 94 years old and he's 96, you'll seem a lot closer in age, and you'll almost be dead. Enjoy what you've got while you're young and living. Your friend, Andrew W.K.
