Full Summary
Welcome to YOUR show. Your Friend, Andrew W.K. wants to help you with all your problems. Drop him a line on mtv2.com, and you might get your problem solved or your question answered.
Andrew reads his first letter, from Steve. Steve threw a big party while his parents AND girlfriend were out of town, and in his words "screwed up pretty good." Andrew W.K. feels for Steve and wants to help him out. The way to forgiveness is through the stomach, so Andrew is going to help Steve cook a great meal to apologize.
We meet Steve at his snowy parent's house and Andrew wants to hear directly from Steve how he screwed up. Steve recalls how his parents were out of town for the night and invited a few friends over to hang out. The beer began to flow and more and more "friends" began to show up. Steve stopped recognizing the folks that were in his house, making a mess and, according to his parents, leaving strange odors behind. One thing leads to another and Steve finds himself alone with a girl, and ends up cheating on his girlfriend of a year. D'oh!
During the break Andrew is asked if anyone ever calls him Andy for short. Yes, yes they do.
Andrew and Steve are off to the supermarket to buy the apology dinner ingredients. They cause quite the ruckus up and down the aisles--Andrew even catches up on Britney Spears news from US Weekly--but they gather the necessary items for their pasta feast.
We get a quick letter from Jenny during the commercial break, she likes to bring home boys with long hair, but her mother does not approve, what is she to do? Andrew understands, his grandmother does not approve of his long hair, but she still loves him. Andrew advises Jenny to convince her mom that it's what's on the inside that counts.
Back at Steve's house, Andrew drops chop meat on the floor but claims "what they don't know won't hurt them"--and the cooking continues. It looks like it will be a spicy dish, what Andrew calls a "Four Alarm Pasta," including a healthy portion of red pepper, black pepper, jalapenos and more. Steve puts the finishing touches on a cake that sums up how he feels, which reads: "Steve messed up--Sorry."
The menu of the meal consists of pasta, pasta sauce, bread and a power shake dessert that will be eaten during the meal, and of course the apology cake. Andrew invites everyone to sit down, and tells Steve's parents and girlfriend that this is all to show them how badly Steve feels. They dig in and seem to enjoy the meal. Steve's parents feel he has made it up to them and Andrew declares his work complete.
Drop Andrew W.K. a line, and he might be helping you out soon.
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Exclusive letters of the week, only for mtv2.com:
Trinda / Vipper, KY
Why is it that everything is everywhere but Kentucky? All I wanted was to have MTV pimp my hubby's ride. He is a hardworking father and hubby. Can you help me get this ride pimped?
Dear Trinda, Everything is everywhere, even in Kentucky too. Remember that a lot of people don't have a car at all, and they are also hard working fathers. Tell your hubby to keep working hard, and if he saves up a lot of money maybe he could get some fancy new tires, if that's what you really want. I don't know Xzibit personally, but if I ever meet him I'll try to remind him to go to Kentucky! Your friend, Andrew W.K.
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Tiffany / Bronx, NY
Hey Andrew, I'm starting a new job tomorrow as a recreational coordinator at a local nursing home. I don't know where to start and what to do. I have so many ideas, but we are on a very tight budget. I really want to help these seniors and make them happy but I don't know where to start. Can you help me please?
Dear Tiffany, Instead of asking me, you should ask them... the seniors! The respectable, wise humans will know what they want to do. Tell them you want to make them happy--they'll know what they want! Your friend, Andrew W.K.
