What's the biggest obstacle in hooking up? For most, it's that opening line. Well, we're hooking you young bucks up big time. We've got your top 10 pick-up lines right here. Not only that, but we've got a matching set of comebacks for the ladies in the house.
Pick-Up:
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock.
Comeback:
Coulda fooled me 'cause you sure look and smell like a caveman.
Pick-Up:
Nice set of legs…what time do they open?
Comeback:
For you? Half past never.
Pick-Up:
Do you believe in love at first sight…or should I walk by again?
Comeback:
Yeah, but this time don't stop.
Pick-Up:
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
Comeback:
If I told you that you dance like Michael Jackson would you beat it?
Pick-Up:
Can I get some directions to your heart?
Comeback:
Sure. You make a left at Hell No Avenue and keep going straight until you get to Screw You Boulevard.
Pick-Up:
Haven't we met here before?
Comeback:
Yeah. I'm the receptionist at the penile implant clinic.
Pick-Up:
Wanna go back to my place?
Comeback:
I don't know…will 2 people fit in a refrigerator box?
Pick-Up:
Do you know what would look good on you? Me.
Comeback:
Do you know what would look good on you? A mask.
Pick-Up:
Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
Comeback:
Is that a tic-tac in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Pick-Up:
Do you have a band-aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you?
Comeback:
No, but I have an ace bandage to wrap around your face, which you must have banged up along the way.
Pick-Up:
The only thing I want between us is latex.
Comeback:
The only thing I want between us is as many states as possible.
Pick-Up:
I have only three months to live.
Comeback:
Sucks to be you.
Pick-Up:
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
Comeback:
You're daddy must have been a garbage man because I smell a load of crap.
Pick-Up:
Hey…didn't I see your name in the dictionary under "Ka-BLAM!"
Comeback:
Didn't I see yours under "psycho?"
Pick-Up:
I know milk does a body good, but dag, baby, how much you been drinking?
Comeback:
Not enough for you to dunk your cookies in.
Pick-Up:
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you.
Comeback:
Yeah, but this ticket is more than you can afford.
Pick-Up:
Stop, drop and roll baby. You're on fire!
Comeback:
I guess I'd better…'cause your hose sure isn't going to put me out.
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