Fraternity Life: Episode 4
Ahhhh...the toga contest! How could you guys forget about this? We all had to do it. Anyway, I'm not surprised. So Alex gets naked in the bathroom and decides to wrap himself in paper towel. I'd like to say original but I don't think you had much of a choice considering there is NOTHING else you could have used. But anyway that was a good idea and I'm glad you won. Here's what I want to know...what did Lindsay think about you ripping off the paper towel and standing on stage in your boxers? Bet you got grounded for that one!
Oh and Alex...you were right about one thing...pledging is a bitch! And so are you and your pledge brothers :)
Cut to Alex on the phone with his mom...umm, I mean Lindsay. "I love you, I'm so tired,"...yeah, he's tired of you! Now I used to attribute his bitchness to editing but his pledge brothers did a pretty damn good impression of him...something tells me this really DOES go on all time. Oh and listen carefully because this is definitely going to be the only time you hear Tim say, "I'm sorry babe, please love me!" You'll know what I'm talking about in the near future...
OK on to Steve and Tim Brainstorming....you needed to brainstorm to come up with the idea of getting a pet?! I think you skipped the brainstorming when you decided to break into a farm or better yet the Buffalo Zoo (Hey Boys: In case you hadn't noticed, THERE ARE CAMERAS FOLLOWING YOU!) Did you really think no one would find out?!? Maybe if you had brainstormed a little more you would have realized that you can go to jail for this...or maybe you wouldn't have realized that.
And we finally meet Lindsay...well, its about time! In the Union, she asks him what's more important. I mean, hello how possessive can you get? She's crazy. Let him do whatever it is he's going to do! Earl lightens the mood by suggesting they get walkie talkies...haha. That was funny. Count on him to come up with something like that. Backround music: "I need to get some,"...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Honestly I think it's pretty F---ed up that they told him he could go out with his girlfriend and then called him to come home in the middle of his date. I would be pissed. Lindsay has the right to be pissed...but Alex Don't De-pledge! I think it's really cool that he left to save his pledge brothers' asses. Also, I think that it was big of George to admit he was wrong and that it was a miscommunication.
And the Boys get fish and turtles...how manly!
Oh this is great, Lindsay wants to talk to Alex...but not in front of the cameras...haha. That's a joke. Good luck with that, Lindsay. Trust me. From personal experience, it is not possible. Even when you think they're not there, they are. The cameras are like overprotective parents. They know everything you do at every moment of every day...whether you realize it or not.
Alex and Lindsay on the phone again. Im getting really sick of this girl. Break up with her already!
Oh wait what's that? You can't do it anymore? Yes! It's over...or is it?
Yeah, DZO! Your house looks like a tornado struck it? What? Little Hint: DON'T LEAVE YOUR DOOR OPEN NEXT TIME!