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Puss
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The Poop: The herpes-afflicted feline often shuns human contact. At least two escape attempts have been foiled so far. Other than that, she just licks herself.
Sharon's Diagnosis: "She's the only one that doesn't s*** or piss on the floor."
Ozzy's Diagnosis: "Puss had herpes?!"
Our Diagnosis: Yes, cats can have herpes, and no, humans can't catch it from them. It's fairly common in cats, but that's the least of Puss's worries. It's apparent that she's trying to break free from the shackles of pethood. She also feels crowded out by Sharon's constant addition of troublesome stray cats. The chaos of the Osbourne household has presented Puss with opportunities to escape her bonds, but nothing has worked yet. She could be plotting a Shawshank-style route, slowly tunneling through the bottom of her litter box, under the backyard, through the pool's pipes, and beneath the neighbor's fence.
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