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Martini
 Pet Photos
The Poop: Chihuahuas are notorious for only liking dogs just like them. For Seņor Bianco, that may extend to not just other Chihuahuas, but other male Chihuahuas. Yet despite a jaunty stride, he doesn't seem to exhibit evidence of the stereotypical gay lifestyle.
Sharon's Diagnosis: Definitively, Martini is "the gay one."
Our Diagnosis: No kidding, animals can be gay. Dogs have mounted each other, and they aren't alone. Cows, foxes, ostriches, even flamingos have shown homosexual tendencies. (Cross-species activity is worthy of further study, though it may involve getting the cow and the flamingo drunk first.) Luckily for Martini, he is part of a loving, accepting family that only shuns those members who ignore curfew and poop excessively. What he does in his personal dog bed is his personal dog business. He is the most well adjusted of all the Osbourne pets. When The Real World casting directors run out of humans, Martini would be an excellent choice for filling the stereotypical "gay one" role in an all-dog version of the show.
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