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The Osbournes






Ozzy's Zoo
Ozzy's Zoo





Lulu
 Pet Photos

The Poop: The black Chihuahua looks like a Mexican sausage, though not so obese as to be morbidly so. Inattentive dog feeding is a concern in the household, which raises the question, what is Lulu eating?

Sharon's Diagnosis: "She grunts a lot and she's gotten very big. She looks like a seal."

Our Diagnosis: Luckily the Osbournes didn't burden Lulu with a destructively descriptive name as they did with Crazy Baby. Can you imagine the psychological damage from a name like Lard Butt? With Kelly screaming "No!" when asked about feeding the dogs, Lulu is likely sneaking in on Jack's late-night pizza munchfests. In a crowded house, she's just trying to stand out. The Osbourne pets already include the Pooping One, the Gay One and the Evil One. She has gorged herself into being the Fat One. People have done worse to get screen time on MTV. Be glad she didn't strip to her dirrty skivvies to be the Skanky One.


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