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Crazy Baby
 Pet Photos
The Poop: Often staying out of the harsh glow of the camera crew, the Japanese Chin glides in and out of the goings-on. Cruel names and expletives are sometimes hurled her way, and the damage has been done; her brain is on the crazy train to Nutsville.
Sharon's Diagnosis: "We changed her name from New Baby to Crazy Baby. She's a bit neurotic."
Ozzy's Diagnosis: "He's a f***ing terrorist. He's part of bin Laden's gang."
Our Diagnosis: Does the sweet glimmer of insanity dance in those puppy dog eyes? Is she a sleeper agent for a global network of destruction? Is she a he? Too many questions, too many questions. They jangle, twist and burn inside Crazy Baby's crazy brain. Yes, the traumatic name change has served as a self-fulfilling prophecy. The Osbournes could have prevented this path to madness by picking another moniker. But now, the hour has grown far too late to call her No Danger to Society Baby. If she gets her hands on Jack's knife, we are doomed.
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