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Dr. Ozzlittle's Furry Fun House:
The Osbourne Pets Get Analyzed
Ozzy describes his house as "Beverly Hills' most expensive sewer"...and with good reason. As the famous family's seven dogs and handful of cats perpetually splash the floors and furniture with various fluids and assorted filth--you can almost smell it through the TV.
So why is the Prince of Darkness forced to shuffle through piles of dog nuggets and pools of urine? If the animals really could talk for themselves, we could ask them. Unfortunately (or fortunately), they can't, but everybody else in the family is playing armchair animal psychologist.
For further insight, we spent billions of hours studying the first season's episodes frame-by-frame and expletive-by-expletive. The result is this series of case studies on each Osbourne pet, the whole poop and nothing but the poop. In these files, we reveal the inner workings of their little animal brains both to enlighten and to warn the Osbournes and America as the next season approaches.
Story by: Chris Tauber
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