The Prince of Darkness is now America's favorite father. When he's not busy touring with Ozzfest, Ozzy tries to relax at his L.A. home and tries to figure out his remote control. He also offers parental advice to his children, Jack and Kelly, such as, "Don't drink, and if you have sex, wear a condom."
What's lurking in Ozzy's closet? Check out The Prince of Darkness' archive to get your fix of highlights from the first two seasons.