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The Osbournes






Episode 310

 


Episode 310: Valentine Daze

"Irritable" is the word of the day at the Osbourne house. On his way to his prized studio, Ozzy notices a chandelier on the floor. When he inquires about the chandelier, he learns that it's going to be installed into his studio. Slightly annoyed at the news, Ozzy continues towards the studio. When he arrives, Ozzy notices pillows on a bench inside the studio. This makes Ozzy go ballistic. His assistant explains to him that Sharon ordered them for the bench several months ago. Ozzy storms out and proclaims to Sharon "anything with that deals with the studio has to be cleared with me!" Sharon apologizes to Ozzy for making such a grave decorating error.

Meanwhile Kelly and her boyfriend, Rob are having difficulties in their relationship. Kelly talks to Jack about her boy problems. Kelly feels Rob pressures her to be "the mother of his children." Jack asks Kelly "why don't you just eliminate the drama in your life." Kelly replies "I can't" and proclaims that "you'll never understand cause you're a boy." Jack, in typical Jack fashion, has the final word in the conversation with "I pray on all things holy that I never have a daughter."

Later, Kelly asks her parents if she could go down to San Diego. Ozzy and Sharon give a Kelly a strong "No." Kelly pleads with her parents stating "I'm almost 20 years old." Ozzy and Sharon don't budge on their decision. Kelly leaves the room upset. Ozzy asks Sharon "Do you think she's going?" Sharon replies "I think so, Daddy." Moments later, Ozzy is handing money to Kelly as she packs for her trip. While Kelly is supposedly on her way to San Diego, a mysterious caller calls the house, asking for Kelly. The caller asks "Has she left yet?" Ozzy asks the person on the phone "Where are you calling from?" The person replies "Las Vegas."

Kelly arrives in Las Vegas and hands...what's this?...another boyfriend a card. The card reads "I love you even though you're fat." Kelly and her Las Vegas boyfriend hug and laugh. Next, Kelly parties the night away at the Hard Rock Cafe, while Ozzy and Sharon have breakfast in bed discussing their children's love-lives.

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