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1. Do you have any nicknames or pledge names? What are they and what do they mean?
Taco Jon or Trilobite Jon--both these names really had no meaning. Kevin just started calling me by these names, and both of them, especially Taco Jon, really seemed to catch on.
Goldberg--I was nicknamed this cause I share a close resemblance to the goalie from The Mighty Ducks.
2. Describe this past quarter in three words.
Crazy good times.
3. Why did you choose to pledge this fraternity?
It's all about the brotherhood--it feels really good when you can walk through a school and see someone that shared in an experience that many have not shared in.
4. What was your first thought when you realized you were going to be on camera?
Oh damn, what's my second grade teacher going to think?
5. Before you pledged the fraternity, how many people had you lived with at one time? Were you concerned about sharing a living space w/ other guys? Why?
I lived with four people. I wasn't really concerned about sharing a living space, I was just a bit nervous thinking about all the pranking that was going to happen in the house.
6. What moment from this quarter do you think will be the most painful for you to watch on TV? Why?
Eating the quesadilla--it was a nasty quesadilla. Just watch the big greasy-would-never-put-in-my-mouth quesadilla scene. Could I say quesadilla one more time?
7. What's your porn star name? (Your first pet's name and the street you grew up on)
Cokie de Wolf. Cokie was my dog's name--named after Cokie Roberts--and de Wolf was my street.
8. What do you find attractive in a woman? What turns you on?
Full-sized, succulent, voluptuous elbows. Actually, probably if this person was one of the nicest and sweetest people I have talked to.
9. When the quarter started, were you dating anyone? Are you in a relationship right now?
Nope and nope.
10. What is the one thing you want people to know about you after watching the show? Why?
I don't know--my phone number?
11. What was the best/most memorable moment for you this quarter?
Getting my butt cheeks signed on the booze cruise -- and then laughing when a girl signed "down there."
12. What is the most important lesson you learned during this past semester? What would you do differently if you could do it over?
Jell-O shots--mix 2 cups boiled water, stir in one pack of Jell-O, stir in 2 cups vodka, mix well and freeze until jelled consistency. But it was probably learning to live with people that are very different than me. If I had to change something, it would be to be less bitchy.
13. If you had the chance to hang out with one actor or musician, who would it be and why?
Natalie Portman -- we could go on a long walk on the beach, hold hands and watch the sunset together. We could finish the night off with a candlelit dinner and a ride over the night skies of Los Angeles in a hot air balloon.
14. Which night sounds like more fun: Hanging out with a hot girl or going out with your buds? Why?
All of the above. Hanging with my friends and then leaving early to finish the night with the hot girl.
15. If you could choose a theme song for this past quarter, what would it be and why?
Nerfherder's "Don't Hate Me." Because there were a lot of people who disliked us before they even got to know us!
16. Who is the messiest pledge? Who's the neat freak? What have you witnessed to back that up?
Messiest pledge: Robbie.
Neat Freak: Me--I get the neat freak stuff from my dad. And Robbie never really cleaned. He could make messes but not clean them up. LOL.
17. What is the grossest/weirdest/worst thing you've witnessed in the pledge house?
Seeing Jordan drink from a container filled with beer and vomit, and then seeing his friend drink from the same container but with the addition of urine -- yummy.
18. Complete the following sentences:
Frat boys are:
misunderstood
Sorority girls are:
worse drunks than some frat boys
19. If you were president of the fraternity, what would you do?
I would probably throw a lot of beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings and beer nights.
20. What goals have you set for yourself for after college? Are you concerned about the future, or are you ready to rock n' roll? Why?
I'm planning on going to grad school and getting my MBA. Then maybe do a little bit of law school and do a lot of traveling.
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