Q: Why did you choose University at Buffalo?
A: Hot women, lots of big classes to skip. Close to home-cooked meals and free laundry service.
Q: Why did you decide to pledge a fraternity? And why did you choose Sigma Chi Omega?
A: I've always wanted to be a fraternity boy. I chose Sigma Chi Omega because I know some of the brothers and of all the fraternities at UB, they are the most welcoming.
Q: What is the best/worst thing about Buffalo?
A: The answer is C. Best: A good place to grow up in, a good place to come back to and raise a family. A good place to drink and a good place to pick up women.
Q: Describe this semester/pledge period in 3 words.
A: The answer is C. Holy F-ing S--t
Q: Describe the craziest frat party that you have been to so far.
A: The answer is C. The only one with Earl and I. We threw kegs off the roof and caused all sorts of trouble.
Q: What CDs are you listening to right now. What is your all-time favorite CD?
A: I don't listen to CD's. Only MP3's….everything…depending on what mood I'm in.
Q: What do you find attractive? What turns you on?
A: Bitches and skeegios...no, really honestly, an intelligent, smart, pretty young lady…with a good sense of humor, unique personality. Must be able to understand my personality and what turns me on. A woman who is silly and can joke around.
Q: Describe the worst date you've ever been on.
A: This one time at band camp….actually…junior prom in high school my date decided my best friend would be a better date.
Q: Which celeb would you most want to make out with?
A: Julia Roberts…..oh, I want to touch the heinie…or maybe Elizabeth Hurley…oh, baby…or maybe Penelope Cruz or Britney Spears!!!
Q: Which sorority has the hottest girls? Who's the hottest girl in Delta Xi Omega?
A: SDT- Sigma Delta Tau
Hot Long Island girls with J-Lo glasses. Brooke is the hottest girl but Nicole is cute w/ a better personality.
Q: What was your first kiss like, when was it and who was it with?
A: My dog…second grade…no really…summer after sixth grade…hot chickie, on my best friends' steps. Let's put it this way: I've gotten better since then.
Q: What have you learned during this semester? What would you do differently if you could do it over?
A: Kegs don't explode, life's short so have fun, dry pledges aren't dry, BABLIFUP = Beer and butts left in f-ed up places, fraternity houses are nasty, pledging is not easy--no regrets.
Q: Which night sounds like more fun: Hanging out with a hot girl or drinking with your guy friends?
A: More fun is juggling back and forth…hot girls, beer and brothers!
Q: Where's the best place to hang out in Buffalo?
A: The pledge house!!!! Anywhere w/ girls and friends…always a good time.
Q: Who is the messiest pledge/brother? Who's the neat freak?
A: We are all messy and neat when we have time or want to be…Paul wakes up early. I hate it. It has nothing to do with being clean, but I don't care.
Q: What is the grossest thing you've witnessed in the pledge house/frat house?
A: I didn't witness it. I did it...I swallowed four goldfish. Hahaha and puked or tried to puke them up…one came up and one digested.
Q: Complete the following sentences:
A: Frat boys are: in fraternities, but for the most part are sloppy and know how to have fun.
Sorority girls are: in sororities. Some are hot, some are not.
Q: If you were president of Sigma Chi Omega, what would you do?
A: Throw One Big Ass Party!!!!
Q: Which pledge/brother is most likely to end up in jail?
A: What...what's jail?
Q: What do you think about Delta Xi Omega? (Be honest!)
A: D-Z-Ho's…85% hate me. 15% like me.
Q: What's your pledge name and why? Tell us about your pledge brothers' names and how they got their names.
A: Boner--I guess you'll have to watch to find out.