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Dan

Year: Sophomore/Junior
Major/Minor: Public Law
Hometown: Buffalo, N.Y.

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Question 1:
Q: Why did you choose University at Buffalo?

A: It seemed like a good place to sew my oh-so wild oats.

Question 2:
Q: Why did you decide to pledge a fraternity? And why did you choose Sigma Chi Omega?

A: Meet some good friends…shyeah right.

Question 3:
Q: What is the best/worst thing about Buffalo?

A: Best: I'll get back to you on that one.
Worst: My genitals shrink up inside my body every time I go outside to class. Also, puking outside in front of the house is bad 'cause the vomit freezes to your lips and chicks don't dig that.

Question 4:
Q: Describe this semester/pledge period in 3 words.

A: Nipply, demented, shizzle

Question 5:
Q: Describe the craziest frat party that you have been to so far.

A: Well, I was at this party where there was this donkey, a ladder, a balloon and ten girls in bathing suits. Unfortunately, I spent the night face down in the bathroom on the soothingly cool tiles so I'm not sure what all that was about.

Question 6:
Q: What CDs are you listening to right now. What is your all-time favorite CD?

A: Saves the Day
Journey, Greatest Hits, Kook and the Gang, Busta Poindexter Rhymes, The Who Gives a Damn

Question 7:
Q: What do you find attractive? What turns you on?

A: Give me a back yard with junk in da trunk with a rear-view parking area to park a jeep in. Roll it up to my bumper, baby.

Question 8:
Q: Describe the worst date you've ever been on.

A: With my 7th grade teacher, Mrs. Milch. That didn't turn out so well.

Question 9:
Q: Which celeb would you most want to make out with?

A: Avril Lavigne. We hit it last night.

Question 10:
Q: Which sorority has the hottest girls? Who's the hottest girl in Delta Xi Omega?

A: Delta Xi Omega rules!

Question 11:
Q: What was your first kiss like, when was it and who was it with?

A: My cousin. It was okay. But, she cried and kneed my in the gazones.

Question 12:
Q: What have you learned during this semester? What would you do differently if you could do it over?

A: Need to study, study, study.

Question 13:
Q: Which night sounds like more fun: Hanging out with a hot girl or drinking with your guy friends?

A: Neither. The best night is to rent my favorite movie, Gone with Flounder's Wind, and feed popcorn to myself.

Question 14:
Q: Where's the best place to hang out in Buffalo?

A: My hizouse, fashizzle.

Question 15:
Q: Who is the messiest pledge/brother? Who's the neat freak?

A: I am all of the above. I am omnipotent.

Question 16:
Q: What is the grossest thing you've witnessed in the pledge house/frat house?

A: A few days ago, I walked into the bathroom and there was a live seal in the tub and Tim was standing over him with a club. It was gross.

Question 17:
Q: Complete the following sentences:

A: Fraternity guys are cute and cuddly.
Sorority girls are demented and belong in a group home.

Question 18:
Q: If you were president of Sigma Chi Omega, what would you do?

A: Carve my face into the side of Mount Buffalo.

Question 19:
Q: Which pledge/brother is most likely to end up in jail?

A: Me.

Question 20:
Q: What do you think about Delta Xi Omega? (Be honest!)

A: They're all hot, horny, wild and ready for Dan THE MAN!


  

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