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Question 1:
Q: Why did you choose University at Buffalo?
A: Because I didn't have to write an essay on my application.
Question 2:
Q: Why did you decide to pledge a fraternity? And why did you choose Sigma Chi Omega?
A: I was a founding father, trying to make something different.
Question 3:
Q: What is the best/worst thing about Buffalo?
A: Best: Sigma Chi Omega. Worst: The Buffalo Bills.
Question 4:
Q: Describe this semester/pledge period in 3 words.
A: -
Question 5:
Q: Describe the craziest frat party that you have been to so far.
A: 1. There was an open bar.
2. All the girls were in their underwear.
3. We borrowed two monkeys and had them fight with knives.
4. There was a circus midget riding a unicycle around the party.
Question 6:
Q: What CDs are you listening to right now. What is your all-time favorite CD?
A: Now: System of a Down. Favorite: the first Rage Against the Machine CD.
Question 7:
Q: What do you find attractive? What turns you on?
A: Girls...when they're naked.
Question 8:
Q: Describe the worst date you've ever been on.
A: The first date with my girlfriend Jessica, I kept calling her the wrong name.
Question 9:
Q: Which celeb would you most want to make out with?
A: Britney Spears.
Question 10:
Q: Which sorority has the hottest girls? Who's the hottest girl in Delta Xi Omega?
A: All of the sorority's are pigs.
Question 11:
Q: What was your first kiss like, when was it and who was it with?
A: A teacher caught us after school in the hallway and gave us detention. It was in 5th grade w/ a girl named Shawna. I didn't know what I was doing.
Question 12:
Q: What have you learned during this semester? What would you do differently if you could do it over?
A: -
Question 13:
Q: Which night sounds like more fun: Hanging out with a hot girl or drinking with your guy friends?
A: Define "Hanging out."
Question 14:
Q: Where's the best place to hang out in Buffalo?
A: Our fraternity house or Third Base.
Question 15:
Q: Who is the messiest pledge/brother? Who's the neat freak?
A: Neatest: Brian.
Question 16:
Q: What is the grossest thing you've witnessed in the pledge house/frat house?
A: The sororities that come over when we have mixers.
Question 17:
Q: Complete the following sentences:
A: Fraternity guys are: drunks. Sorority girls are: sluts.
Question 18:
Q: If you were president of Sigma Chi Omega, what would you do?
A: Buy a fraternity monkey.
Question 19:
Q: Which pledge/brother is most likely to end up in jail?
A: Vinny.
Question 20:
Q: What do you think about Delta Xi Omega? (Be honest!)
A: Who?
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