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| Click here to meet the girl of your dreams, assuming you don't have those dreams on some tacky futon. |
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| It's a simple form that takes only minutes to complete. Then you can get back to pining. |
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| Quinn is full of useful advice in her usual know-it-all way. |
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| Tiffany tells us how to protect ourselves in an online world full of weirdo freaks and sorry geeks. |
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| Stacy profiles a couple who met online and are still in that show-offy stage. It’s kind of sickening, actually. |
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You're the creme de la creme, so why can't you seem to meet the creme de la men? That's what I ask myself every day, especially when my date shows up at the door with candy-colored carnations. Well, I'm not the type to mope. I'd rather complain, and then do something about the situation.
THE SELECTIVE SOULMATE offers a stylish online environment where quality guys can connect with upscale girls like me and my friends. If you are between the ages of 16 and 18 (attention creepy old men, my cousin works for the FBI) and you think that you have what it takes to date one of us, fill out our questionnaire and see if you make the grade. We will contact you as soon as we're done reviewing your credit rating and background check (did I mention my cousin works for the FBI?).
And girls, why don't you try one of those matchmaking sites with tacky MIDI music and clip art of baby cupids? They'll let anyone in.
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