I'm Jake Morgendorffer, management consultant, aspiring lyricist, and connoisseur of show tunes. I've always had a love of the theater: the smell of the greasepaint, the roar of the crowd, the bar located conveniently in the lobby. I believe I could have had a future as a song and dance man if only Dad hadn't found my tap shoes. Well, sometimes it's best when these things come to light, although that closet under the stairs was uncomfortably damp. Anyway, here's something else that's recently been uncovered: excerpts from an early version of Daria! The Musical! And a one, and a two…hey, I'm a conductor! |