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That's Dariatainment:
A Compendium of Cinema With a Touch of TV
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Memorable Movie Titles |
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Moments Cribbed from Famous Films |
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The "Sick, Sad World" Trivia Test |
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A Translation Celebration |
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I'm Jordana, and I've been asked to introduce this roundup of the many scenes in "Daria" that reference famous films. I'm not sure why they chose me, but I was sitting alone sipping a soda at Schwab's when a movie producer spotted me and signed me to a five-year contract. Then the director said, "You're going out there to host a small section of the 'Daria' website, but you're coming back a star!" I was a bit nervous as I had no training, but after finishing up at my welding job I practiced my dance moves in a torn gray sweatshirt and then, overcoming my inhibitions by joining a working-class all-male strip revue, I felt up to the task. Then just at the moment of my triumph, an alien burst from my chest. The End?
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