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That's Dariatainment:
A Compendium of Cinema With a Touch of TV
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Memorable Movie Titles |
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Moments Cribbed from Famous Films |
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The "Sick, Sad World" Trivia Test |
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A Translation Celebration |
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Movies to remember:


1. "Andre Sakarinski's Last Meal" (From "Monster")
"It was kind of sad. They don't have fluffy bread there."-Brittany

2. "Coriander My Love" (From "Monster")
"A sensitive coming-of-age story and a blistering critique of colonialism. Now where can I get some samosas?"--Mrs. Johannsen

3. "The Pie (Part One)" (From "Monster")
"A slice of cinematic heaven. I think it was in focus."-Mr. O'Neill

4. "The Pie (Part Two)" (From "Monster")
"Really doesn't make SENSE unless you've seen Part ONE."-Mr. DeMartino.

5. "O Yeast!" (From "Monster")
"This one really got a rise outta me! Rowr!"-Charles Ruttheimer III

6. "Francois The Seedless" (From "Monster")
"Who knew Belgium could be so depressing? I loved it."-Andrea

7. "Monet's Garden Salad" (From "Monster")
"This look at the creative process was truly inspiring. If I could just figure out how to grow a long, white beard."-Jane

8. "Fish Pulp" (From "Monster")
"Eeewww!"-Jake Morgendorffer

9. "Yam, Ma'am" (From "Monster")
"Yes, Ma'am, I sure did enjoy 'Yam, Ma'am,' uh, Ma'am."-Robert

10. "The Carp" (From "Monster")
"An ancient Chinese folktale full of joy and wonder. Except that the main character ends up cooked for dinner, a warning to anyone who gets too big for their britches."-Ms. Li

11. "Weepy Mr. B 3" (From "I Loathe a Parade")
"All the other movies were sold out. "-Mack and Jodie

12. "Too Much Ado" (From "I Loathe a Parade")
"It was so romantic, especially when they both died at the end. Why can't anything like that ever happen to me? "-Stacy

13. "Wacky Summer" (From "I Loathe a Parade")
"A telling indictment of brainless, superficial conformity cleverly disguised as a random parade of fart gags and cleavage shots."-Daria

14. "Weepy Mr. B 4" (From "The Story of D")
"I haven't cried this much since POLLEN season. It felt GOOD."--Mr. DeMartino

15. "Us Heroes Never Die!" (From "The Story of D")
"Made me proud to be an American, but I'm not sure why."-Kevin

16. "I Saw You This Summer" (From "The Story of D")
"I've experienced more thrills at a sample sale. "-Sandi

17. "Getaway" (From "The Story of D" and "I Loathe a Parade" and "Life In the Past Lane")
"Coming soon."-Variety

18. "Weepy Mr. B 5" (From "Life in the Past Lane")
"You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll realize that your relationship is in a rut!"--Tom

19. "Decoupage" (From "Life in the Past Lane")
"An enjoyable comedy from France, where I hear they appreciate the sexuality of mature women. Why don't I just pack my bags right now?"-Ms. Barch

20. "ZZZ Men" (From "Life in the Past Lane")
"The first sci-fi movie to accurately portray the napping state."-Trent

21. "Screecher Two" (As not seen in "Fire!")
"It's bursting with fun! Especially those blood-sucking eyeballs."-Jane

22. "World War Blood" (As not seen in "Fat Like Me")
"Lots of tanks but not enough helicopters"-Jeffy

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