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Relive the greatest moments in Daria TV and Film history by clicking on the links below.
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Memorable Movie Titles |
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Moments Cribbed from Famous Films |
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The "Sick, Sad World" Trivia Test |
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A Translation Celebration |
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Hi, I'm Ted DeWitt-Clinton. As a newcomer to film and television--around my house we prefer to entertain ourselves with Balinese shadow puppetry and the recitation of twelfth century Provençal poetry--I was recently shocked to find myself enjoying mainstream entertainment. For years I tried to "create my own fun" but really, how many chess sets can you carve from peach pits before it starts to feel pointless? (Answer: Five.)
These days I occasionally allow myself to relax and enjoy a breezy situation comedy or stimulating horror motion picture. The guilt is overwhelming, but I just can't resist the kapow of a good action flick, the charge I get from watching muscle-bound wrestlers beating the cartoony crap out of each other, and most of all, the haunting allure of Charlie Rose. Those sad eyes of his have seen so much. What's happening to me?
I'm sorry, I have to go. Maybe casting an army of tin soldiers will help. But don't let that keep you from enjoying this month's installment of "The Definitive Daria". Now where did I put those molds?

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