O'Neill: The human need to love and be loved is a wonderful thing. To stand vulnerable before a fellow being, open and innocent and…
Barch: Pick it up, Skinny. I've got the keys to the broom closet and we only have 20 minutes before the staff meeting.
O'Neill: Oh, um, yes…so this month we will explore the subject of romance: the subtle dance of attraction, the dropping of boundaries that allows a manifestation of selfless, limitless devotion and…
Barch: …the attention to a woman's needs finally after a decade-plus of insensitive, ape-like groping from a man whose mid-life crisis conveniently arrived after she had already sacrificed her youth indulging his every whim, until one day he takes off without so much as a "see ya later," so is it surprising that she felt damn near to bursting with pent-up--
O'Neill: Uh, look at the time! Heh heh. Time to go. Enjoy the features below!
Barch: C'mon, Mr. Clean, we've got some polishing to do.
O'Neill: Oh dear.
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