Greetings. Charles Ruttheimer III here to share some of my foolproof pickup lines, guaranteed to weave
a web of va-va-va-verbosity sure to enrapture even the most elusive of lovelies.
Just choose one of the enticing verbal volleys below, practice in front of a mirror,
and when you are in the presence of your frisky prey, march right up to her, gaze into
her eyes, and shower her with the language of love. Be prepared to duck if necessary. Feisty!
Classic Upchuck lines:
A classic opener for the man who wishes to rock her world and roll his "r"'s.
A handy phrase that suggests clandestine you-know-what-I-mean.
Soulful serenading to seduce the shyest of senoritas.
This one is sure to lead to boogie oogie oogie 'til you just can't boogie no more.
This suggestion will bring out the feline in any female. Me-ow!
Paint a portrait d'amour with this allusion to tempting textiles.
When pitching woo, give her feelings their due, and she'll soon be saying "Ooooh!"