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Cooking Up The Kitchen:
Let's first get this straight; the big cats never cook their own food. That's why the kitchen is probably one of a crib's least most used rooms. Yet, that doesn't mean that the kitchen's accommodations are shabby. Actually, it's the exact opposite. A true crib has a kitchen big enough for Wolfgang Puck, Emeril, and the Iron Chef to all cook in at once. Its utilities are always top of the line, and they'll stay that way since they will never be used. The refrigerator is often bigger than most Manhattan apartments, but who cares when you can store so much food in there that you could feed a third world country? The bottom line is this, look like you know what you're doing, even if you can't even make Top Ramen.
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