What Would It Take For Trump And Cruz To Scrap?

An investigation.

High Noon In Nine-eleven

The story of Chris Christie, as told by Louis L'Amour

The Real Winners And Losers: We’re Running Out Of Tuesdays Edition

Are we there yet?

JEB'S DRUM CIRCLE DIARY!

An exclusive look at the personal journal of former Florida governor and now former presidential candidate Jeb(!) Bush.

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

You know when you end a presidential debate relieved that at least none of the candidates talked about his dick on live television this time? This is who we are now.

Confused About Primary Delegates? We Got You Covered.

A guide to the thousands of political unknowns who will pick our presidential nominees.

Real Winners And Losers: Mild-Mannered Tuesday Edition

Great job!!! Some of you!!!

The Real Winners And Losers Of Super Saturday

Mitt Romney's ego came out swinging; our national dignity took a hit

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

Thursday night's Detroit showdown was an object lesson for the GOP in how things can always, ALWAYS get worse.

A Brokered GOP Convention Would Be Chaos — And Is Entirely Possible

If you're into falling headfirst into political theory rabbit holes, you're gonna LOVE the GOP this summer.

JEB’S SUPER (SECRET) TUESDAY DIARY! KEEP OUT!!

AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT THE PERSONAL JOURNAL OF FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR AND NOW FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JEB(!) BUSH.

The Real Winners And Losers Of Super Tuesday

Big day for the lizard people community!

The Losers of the Texas Republican Primary Will Be Women

A Supreme Court case being heard Wednesday reminds us why candidates’ anti-abortion positions matter.

Keep Up The Fight, Ben Carson! (Not Really!)

But really!

Marco'd For Life: Will The GOP Ever Learn?

You're not going to miss Marco Rubio when he's gone: He's never been an alternative to Trump, just a more palatable version.

The Star-Spangled Super Tuesday Grab Bag

Scouring the nation in search of stories beyond the top ticket.

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

The GOP debate in Houston spiraled into a nightmare even faster than expected, which is really saying something!

77 Unnatural Sex Acts That Should Definitely Stay Illegal

Fellow Americans, the old guy from 'Duck Dynasty' has a point. We have 77 more.

JEB'S DIARY! KEEP OUT!! THIS MEANS YOU!!!

An exclusive look at the personal journal of former Florida governor and now former presidential candidate Jeb(!) Bush.