Dirt On Donald Trump Doesn’t Matter

Everything we needed to know about Donald Trump was already public — his supporters just didn't care

Trump’s GOP Supporters Respond To Future Trump Statements

What will they have to say about what he says next?

Marco Rubio Did Not Think This Through

The problem with his newfound support of Donald Trump isn't just that he's being a hypocrite

The Real Winners And Losers: Mostly Losers Edition

Only 173 more days...

We Only Hear Race Speeches In Harlem

Or places like South Carolina. But shouldn't candidates talk about racial justice in "whiter" states, too?

The Real Winners And Losers: We’re Running Out Of Tuesdays Edition

Are we there yet?

Marco's Memento Mori

You can get pretty far in life on just denial and a haircut, but as Marco Rubio's discovered, the Oval Office is another thing

Real Winners And Losers: Winner-Take-All Edition

Marco Rubio gets to take all the loser awards tonight

JEB'S DRUM CIRCLE DIARY!

An exclusive look at the personal journal of former Florida governor and now former presidential candidate Jeb(!) Bush.

Hell's Been Empty

Welcome to Donald Trump's America. It's been waiting for you for quite a while.

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

You know when you end a presidential debate relieved that at least none of the candidates talked about his dick on live television this time? This is who we are now.

Real Winners And Losers: Mild-Mannered Tuesday Edition

Great job!!! Some of you!!!

The Most Powerful Force In The 2016 Campaign Is Marco Rubio’s Undying Optimism

Nothing will kill the Florida senator’s belief in his potential for winning ... someday

The Real Winners And Losers Of Super Saturday

Mitt Romney's ego came out swinging; our national dignity took a hit

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

Thursday night's Detroit showdown was an object lesson for the GOP in how things can always, ALWAYS get worse.

A Brokered GOP Convention Would Be Chaos — And Is Entirely Possible

If you're into falling headfirst into political theory rabbit holes, you're gonna LOVE the GOP this summer.

JEB’S SUPER (SECRET) TUESDAY DIARY! KEEP OUT!!

AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT THE PERSONAL JOURNAL OF FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR AND NOW FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JEB(!) BUSH.

The Real Winners And Losers Of Super Tuesday

Big day for the lizard people community!

The Losers of the Texas Republican Primary Will Be Women

A Supreme Court case being heard Wednesday reminds us why candidates’ anti-abortion positions matter.

Keep Up The Fight, Ben Carson! (Not Really!)

But really!

Marco'd For Life: Will The GOP Ever Learn?

You're not going to miss Marco Rubio when he's gone: He's never been an alternative to Trump, just a more palatable version.

The Star-Spangled Super Tuesday Grab Bag

Scouring the nation in search of stories beyond the top ticket.

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

The GOP debate in Houston spiraled into a nightmare even faster than expected, which is really saying something!

JEB'S DIARY! KEEP OUT!! THIS MEANS YOU!!!

An exclusive look at the personal journal of former Florida governor and now former presidential candidate Jeb(!) Bush.