Why Ben Carson Said That Slaves Were Immigrants

There are reasons. They aren’t good ones.

This Trump Appointment Could Be Catastrophic For Urban America

It's easy to get overwhelmed by what's happening, but we can't afford to ignore even these seemingly smaller flare-ups

No Sympathy For The Devil

If you say your opponent follows Satan, this absolves you of the usual political obligations.

Not Today, Ben Carson

Lucifer distances himself from the presidential race

The Real Winners And Losers: GOP Convention! Part Deux Edition

The GOP death-march continues

Ben Carson Knows What Makes America Free

Thousands of years ago, the ancient Egyptians, busy with their grain storage pyramids, couldn’t have known the freedom that would someday visit this earth. The freedom to speak. The freedom to believe. The freedom to blow your goddamn hands off with high-power explosives launched into the night for hours and hours.

If Ben Carson Were a Defense Attorney On 'Law & Order'

A play in one act, in which Ben Carson is a bad lawyer

Mission Earth: Weightless Destiny

The story of Ben Carson, as told by L. Ron Hubbard*

I Am Ben Carson And God Doesn’t Make Mistakes And Probably Neither Do I

So, yes, I had to endorse Donald Trump

JEB'S DRUM CIRCLE DIARY!

An exclusive look at the personal journal of former Florida governor and now former presidential candidate Jeb(!) Bush.

Someone Named Ben Carson Just Ended His Presidential Campaign?

I'm not kidding — who is this?

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

Thursday night's Detroit showdown was an object lesson for the GOP in how things can always, ALWAYS get worse.

JEB’S SUPER (SECRET) TUESDAY DIARY! KEEP OUT!!

AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT THE PERSONAL JOURNAL OF FORMER FLORIDA GOVERNOR AND NOW FORMER PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE JEB(!) BUSH.

The Real Winners And Losers Of Super Tuesday

Big day for the lizard people community!

Keep Up The Fight, Ben Carson! (Not Really!)

But really!

The Surrealist Republican Debate Scorecard

The GOP debate in Houston spiraled into a nightmare even faster than expected, which is really saying something!

JEB'S DIARY! KEEP OUT!! THIS MEANS YOU!!!

An exclusive look at the personal journal of former Florida governor and now former presidential candidate Jeb(!) Bush.

Bye Now! New Hampshire Primary Candidates See Shadows, Scurry Away

Chris Christie and Carly Fiorina were especially desperate for a surprise in New Hampshire on Tuesday. They didn’t get one.

Dr. Feelgood Does Iowa

Five days in Iowa on Ben Carson’s quest to heal America.

Lies Presidential Candidates Told This Week: All-Ben Carson Edition

In 'Lies Presidential Candidates Told Us This Week' we focus on some real doozies from Dr. Ben Carson, who just keeps changing the story of his violent past.

Ben Carson Digs Himself Even Deeper With Latest Hateful Comments About Muslims

The leader of one Muslim-American group explains to MTV why Carson's comments are so wrong.