'Lady In The Water': Glug, By Kurt Loder

Paul Giamatti can't salvage this M. Night Shyamalan shipwreck.

Also: Uma Thurman flies rings of rage around Luke Wilson in 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend.'

Rewind: Why Are Superheroes Super-Clueless In Matters Of The Heart?

Earth-shaking make-up sex notwithstanding, romance for caped crusaders never seems to work out.