'Monster House,' 'Lady In The Water' Can't Throw 'Pirates' Overboard

'Dead Man's Chest' holds box-office #1 for third week.

'Lady In The Water': Glug, By Kurt Loder

Paul Giamatti can't salvage this M. Night Shyamalan shipwreck.

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