Delete Your Account: It’s All Over
In which Ira retires the column
In which Ira retires the column
Plus: Deadmau5 and ... McDonald's
Why Nicki Minaj is low-key winning her rap beef. Also: surprise, Mike Pence!
Plus: Shaq is really out here
Plus: Rob Lowe, Kristy Swanson, Sean Spicer, and Arnold too
We present you with the winners of the Petty Boop Award, the I Better Not See You Online In 2017 Award, and many, many more
Plus: 'Politico,' Keke Palmer, and John Legend
Kylie Jenner, Rihanna, and why Gayle should never do anything without Oprah’s consent
Plus: Arianna Huffington is peddling a $100 bed ... for your ... iPhone
This week, an old favorite returns. And the president-elect was pretty busy on social media, too.
This week, the whole country needs to get deleted
Be quiet, Drake, be quiet
We must remember that Stephen Baldwin is a goddamn lunatic
Jonah Peretti. Needs. To. Chill.
Billy? Hello? 911? God?
This week: Hannah Montana dares to take on Mariah, Howard Dean loses his mind, and Rob and Black Chyna get petty with phone numbers
This week, Out Magazine is over, David Simon thinks he's one of his characters on The Wire, Jesse Williams got the keys, the keys, and EW is late, as usual.
This week, Kate Upton needs to excel in one career before she starts a new one, Jimmy Fallon is over, and Marc Jacobs owes me a sweater
Martin Shrekli should get himself a bodyguard
Brandy needs to focus on the next Afrodisiac
And a bonus: Some alternate headlines outlets could have used to report on Teyana Taylor
And Bella Thorne is young and restless and Hillary Clinton needs to help a sister out
Plus: It has not been a good few weeks for Scott Baio
Featuring honorary Delete Your Account executioner, Kelly Clarkson