Delete Your Account: It’s All Over
In which Ira retires the column
Delete Your Account: The Ballad Of Finn Jones
Plus: Deadmau5 and ... McDonald's
Delete Your Account: Inglorious Rappers
Why Nicki Minaj is low-key winning her rap beef. Also: surprise, Mike Pence!
Delete Your Account: The Only Vogue We Recognize Is Teen Vogue
Plus: Shaq is really out here
Delete Your Account: Kellyanne, The Facts Slayer
Plus: Rob Lowe, Kristy Swanson, Sean Spicer, and Arnold too
Delete Your Account: 2016’s Social Media Winners And Losers
We present you with the winners of the Petty Boop Award, the I Better Not See You Online In 2017 Award, and many, many more
Delete Your Account: Bonfire Of The Vanity Fair
Plus: 'Politico,' Keke Palmer, and John Legend
Delete Your Account: Hey, It’s Me, Nikki Blonsky From Hairspray
Kylie Jenner, Rihanna, and why Gayle should never do anything without Oprah’s consent
Delete Your Account: Don't Make Casey Affleck's Shit About Nate Parker
Plus: Arianna Huffington is peddling a $100 bed ... for your ... iPhone
Delete Your Account: I Miss The Old Kanye, The Not-Voting-For-Trump Kanye
This week, an old favorite returns. And the president-elect was pretty busy on social media, too.
Delete Your Account: Election Edition
This week, the whole country needs to get deleted
Delete Your Account: The Dixie Chicks, Hilary Duff, Melania, Drake
Be quiet, Drake, be quiet
Delete Your Account: Nightmare On Vine Street
We must remember that Stephen Baldwin is a goddamn lunatic
Delete Your Account, No. 33: Buy Joanne On iTunes
Jonah Peretti. Needs. To. Chill.
Delete Your Account: O Billy Bush, Where Art Thou?
Billy? Hello? 911? God?
Delete Your Account: Miley, What’s Good?
This week: Hannah Montana dares to take on Mariah, Howard Dean loses his mind, and Rob and Black Chyna get petty with phone numbers
Delete Your Account: RSVP For The 'Out Magazine Is Canceled' Party
This week, Out Magazine is over, David Simon thinks he's one of his characters on The Wire, Jesse Williams got the keys, the keys, and EW is late, as usual.
Delete Your Account: The Kid Isn’t All Right
This week, Kate Upton needs to excel in one career before she starts a new one, Jimmy Fallon is over, and Marc Jacobs owes me a sweater
Delete Your Account: Bitch, Madonna’s A Soccer Mom
Martin Shrekli should get himself a bodyguard
Delete Your Account: Brandy Vs. Monica
Brandy needs to focus on the next Afrodisiac
Delete Your Account, VMAs Edition: ‘Introducing Teyana Taylor’
And a bonus: Some alternate headlines outlets could have used to report on Teyana Taylor
Delete Your Account: Keep It, Young Thug
And Bella Thorne is young and restless and Hillary Clinton needs to help a sister out
Delete Your Account: Crooked Lyin’ Instagram
Plus: It has not been a good few weeks for Scott Baio
Delete Your Account: Mariah Carey Doesn’t Know Demi Lovato
Featuring honorary Delete Your Account executioner, Kelly Clarkson