Your First Real Job Is Going To Suck -- Here’s How To Make It Suck Less

Welcome to the corporate world, grads. Now hold onto your soul.

True Life: My Face Freezes On Airplanes And I Found Out Why

The only doctors who've researched it live in Scotland. Here's my quest for answers.

Fake Popcorn Butter: Everything You (N)ever Wanted To Know

Movie theater employees answer all your "butter" faucet-related questions.

7 Features Classic Digital Watches Had That The Apple Watch Doesn’t

How does Apple's new gadget stack up against these RADICAL ‘80s and ‘90s timepieces?

23 Sexy (Yet Tasteful) Disney Tattoos

Let's take a visit to the Mag-Ink Kingdom.

You Dip, I Dip, We Dip These 19 Classic Super Bowl Snacks In Dip Form

Every food is better as a dip. Every. Food.

What Guys Are Really Saying When They Say, 'She's Crazy'

Men are trying to put the blame on her, but they're really just making themselves look ignorant.

This New Dating Site Filters Out The Creeps So You Don't Have To

The CEO of Mesh wants to make your inbox way less uncomfortable.

The Worst (And Best) Parts Of Going To An All-Male Catholic High School

I was isolated from girls until college. It was bad...but it wasn't all bad.

Why You Check Out Attractive Strangers In Front Of Your GF Or BF

Scientists are telling jealous partners to chill out -- you can't physically stop your wandering eye!

16 Concrete Examples That Totally Prove The Illuminati Control The VMAs

C'mon, we're MTV News, we should know!

Tom Brady Says He Touches His Centers’ Butts 'More Than Their Wives'

Is the relationship between quarterbacks and centers even more intimate than marriage?

13 Reasons (Not Counting Bears) The Woods Should Terrify You

Don't go in there. You may never come out.

Ashley Bez Explains The Truth Behind 'Drunk Wife Eating Grilled Cheese'

The viral video made people laugh, then pissed them off when they learned it's fake. The star explains the story behind it.

Mom Catches Teenage Son Watching Porn, Calls 911 To Stop Him

...and you thought YOUR mom was embarrassing.

2,000 People Jam Into A 'Project X'-Style Party In Michigan

21-year-old James Taylor threw the bash, 'Project P,' with go-go dancers, strippers, a fire thrower and two DJs.

Baby Bump Or Beer Gut? Man Replaces His Wife In Maternity Pictures

This future dad took some rather unusual pregnancy photos -- and became a viral internet star.

This Lady Finds A Sex Toy Stuck Inside Her After 10 Years...WHAT?

Doctors in a Scottish hospital discovered the source of a female patient's discomfort: a sex toy that had been stuck in her vagina for a decade.

Russia Has A Lizard Sex Satellite, But They've Lost Control Of It

Horny geckos are spiraling through outer space on a fantastic voyage that may never end.

Should You Be Using Mixxxer, The New X-Rated Tinder?

Taking you through the process of setting up a SFW profile for this NSFW dating app.

Chewbacca And A Storm Trooper Announce An Arizona Diamondbacks Game

In the spirit of "Star Wars Day," even the Fox commentators dress up in costume.

This 12-Year-Old Boy Can't Stop Stealing School Buses

A Florida preteen just got arrested for his second joyride in a month.

Is The NSA Laughing At Your Nude Pics?

Whistleblower Edward Snowden says that NSA employees routinely find and share citizens' sexts for fun.

Jailed Former Dictator Sues ‘Call of Duty’ For Using His Image

Manuel Noriega claims Activation Blizzard harmed his reputation by portraying him in "Call of Duty: Black Ops II."