Does This Trump News Mean The World Is Ending? Y/N

Figuring out what to pay attention to when everything seems bad

The Real Losers And Winners: We’ve Got Some Work To Do Edition

Fewer than 80 days until inauguration

Here Are Some of the Best and Worst Moments of the 2016 Election

Just kidding, everything is bad.

The Real Winners And Losers: Apocalypse Edition

You are almost free.

The Real Winners And Losers: Kids’ Table Edition

Kaine tried. Pence sighed. Viewers cried.

The Real Winners And Losers: Hoedown At Hofstra Edition

Oh, good! Simultaneous shouting!

Winners And Losers: 101 Damn Days To Go Edition

The coronations are over, the campaign is just beginning

Winners And Losers: Hope And Same Edition

A night of good vibes and a total lack of institutional memory.

Winners And Losers: Glass Ceiling Edition

(To be clear, that's not what Howard Dean is screaming about)

Winners And Losers: DNC Opening Salvo Edition

Michelle Obama spoke. Some other stuff happened as well.

The Real Winners And Losers: Well, Then Edition

And the general election hasn’t even started yet

Winners And Losers: RNC Meltdown Edition

USS Trump takes a cruz missile to its hull, and other disasters

The Real Winners And Losers: GOP Convention! Part Deux Edition

The GOP death-march continues

The Real Winners And Losers: GOP Opening Night Edition

We have three more days of it to survive

The Real Winners And Losers: California Dreamin' Edition

Old and busted: Primaries. New hotness: The general election.

The Real Winners And Losers: Mostly Losers Edition

Only 173 more days...

The Real Winners And Losers: 'America' Edition

Beer, conspiracies, and — wait — is Ted Cruz coming back?

Real Winners And Losers: Indiana Idioteque

Bye, Ted.

Real Winners And Losers: Are We There Yet Edition

Another week, another round of primaries.

Real Winners And Losers: New York Values Edition

Featuring smells, newspapers, and Trump.

Real Winners And Losers: Cheesehead Revolution Edition

Let's just talk about cheese instead of Donald Trump, okay?

The Real Winners And Losers: We’re Running Out Of Tuesdays Edition

Are we there yet?

Real Winners And Losers: Winner-Take-All Edition

Marco Rubio gets to take all the loser awards tonight

Real Winners And Losers: Mild-Mannered Tuesday Edition

Great job!!! Some of you!!!