Bartenders Admit What They Really Think About Your Tinder Dates: Watch

They deserve a bigger tip for listening to your corny lines.

This Woman Allegedly Strips Naked, Stops Traffic And Jumps All Over A Lexus Roof

Blame it on "a heavy unknown substance," police say.

100 Teens And Preteens Get Kicked Out Of 'SpongeBob Movie' And Start A Riot

Fortunately a sponge wasn't needed to clean up any blood.

Friends Allegedly Iced The Street To Cover Up A DUI Crash

The plan may have worked if one of the 20-year-olds hadn't been shirtless in subzero weather, police say.

Quiz: Who Should Manage Your Facebook Account When You Die?

The new "Legacy Contact" feature lets you choose a digital heir ... so let's find out who you trust with your online identity.

Drunk Florida Couple Allegedly Pass Out In Dumpster, Wake Up In Garbage Truck

Police: "It was originally believed that they were homeless, but it seems they were just really intoxicated..."

Meet The Lawmaker Who Wants To Ban Yoga Pants ... And Men's Nipples?!

Rep. David Moore wants people in Montana to stop dressing so gosh-darn sexy.

11 Gross Things Couples Do That Show They're Truly In Love

Your soul mate isn't attractive ALL the time. And that's kind of the point.

29-Year-Old Man Tries To Sell His Virginity For $1,000 ... Guess How Many Offers He Got?

Not much of a score.

Looking For A Valentine's Teddy Bear With Swag? Meet The Hollabears

They're like Care Bears, except they only care about dat ass.

12 Super Bowls To Soup Up Your Super Bowl Party (And Your Soup)

Serving your friends guacamole from Tupperware? Why not just feed them garbage straight from the can?

12 Guy Code Violations In The Works Of William Shakespeare

To break the Code or not to break the Code? 'Tis no question.

Drunk Teen Gets Stuck In Nightclub's Vent While Trying To Sneak In

When a bouncer kicks you out, maybe stay out?

Movie Trailer Editors Explain Why The Trailers Are Ruining Movies (And How To Fix Them)

Spoiler alert: All the damn spoilers.

This Zach Galifianakis Doppelgänger Lives 'Hangover'-Style In Vegas For Real

He fools Sin City tourists, parties every night (on their dimes) and even uses his celebrity resemblance to pay the rent.

Watch These Monkeys Check Out Their Own Butts In The Mirror

These monkeys learn to recongize their own reflections, and immediately check out their junk.

Guys Who Constantly Post Selfies Are More Likely To Act Like Psychopaths

...or more likely to be, anyway. Did we really need science to tell us this?

Here's All The Scary (Yet Awesome) Changes Happening In Teenagers' Brains

It may be the most creative time in your life, but neuroscientists worry that social media is wrecking young minds on a biological level.

What It's Like To Be Jewish At Christmas, As Explained In Cat GIFs

Dating a nice non-Jew boy or girl? Visiting their parents for the holidays? Let these kosher kitties show you what to expect.

A Year Without Ned Vizzini: Brilliant YA Author, 'Teen Wolf' Writer, And My Best Friend

A friend remembers Ned Vizzini, the "It's Kind of a Funny Story" author and "Teen Wolf" Writer," one year after his suicide. And looks for answers.

The Vice President Kicked The Sh-- Out Of A Bully For Picking On His Sister

VP Joe Biden shared this childhood story while accepting an award for his efforts to end violence against women.

What Is Kane Zipperman, The Meme Breakup Guy, Doing Now?

The 18-year-old got "Twitter famous" for his texts to a cheating ex. It changed his life, but he's not 100% sure online comedy is the future he wants.

Teen Brains Don't Even Process Mothers' Criticism, Scientists Discover

Sorry, Mom...did you say something?

Guy With One Leg Won't Go To Jail For Stabbing His Buddy Over 'Pirate' Jokes

It was an accident, the jury found, not attempted murd-arrrrrr.