We all have that friend, right? The over-planner, the one who has all these crazy-high expectations for group hangs and epic nights, then is let down when that uncommunicated plan of action isn't carried out. The — oh, let's just say it: The Marnie.
In this week's episode of "Girls," "Beach House," Marnie out-Marnies herself with a passive-aggressive trip to the North Fork (not the Hamptons, where, as she hilariously scoffs, the beach is far too close to J. Crew) for the group to "heal." Not that she tells them that.
The weekend, needless to say, does not go as Marnie hoped. Unplanned activities include the consumption of many North Fork Fizzes, a dinner party exceeding four guests and Hannah's ultimate refusal to wear pants for essentially the entire weekend.
For the record, here's everything Marnie Michaels had planned for the "Girls" beach weekend.
» Have fun together.
» Prove to everyone via Instagram that we can still have fun as a group.
» Healing at dinner.
» Face masks.
» Watch "The Queens of Comedy."
» Write our wishes down on pieces of paper and then throw them into the bonfire so they come true.
» Grocery shopping.
» Eat julienne vegetable salad (for four) from "The Art of French Cooking."
» Have Gerald teach them that dance.
» Do the dance one more time and make it really, really perfect.