Pharrell knows fashion ... just take a look at his Billionaire Boys Club clothing line for proof. So far be it from me to criticize his choice of Grammy-night apparel: a red track suit and a 20-gallon hat.

No, I'll leave that to whoever is unlucky enough to be sitting behind him tonight. Instead, I'm going to wonder out loud: Just what — or who — does he have hiding beneath that massive hat? Here are my best guesses.

A sandwich Just in case he gets hungry during the show. Bonus points if it's from Arby's.

An even smaller hat Like a Russian nesting doll.

An elephant Just like the Little Prince.

All the unsold copies of his In My Mind solo album Hey, it's a big hat.

A cease-and-desist letter from Smokey The Bear We thought that hat looked familiar.

National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences president Neil Portnow That guy is seriously everywhere during Grammy week.

A Minion from "Despicable Me" It's called integrated marketing, man.

Chad Hugo So that's where that dude has been hiding.

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