If you're anything like us, you don't even know how to react to news of, let alone the sights and sounds of, Beyoncé's new surprise
 album. Fortunately, Demi Lovato's Twitter serves as a helpful five-step guide to the stages of acceptance.

Stage One: Death
Death is usually the last stage of anything, but Beyonce seems to have reversed time since Demi thinks she has already died. And who could blame her? We are experiencing real-life heaven for Beyoncé fans. Only one way to deal: put it on repeat and MASH KEYBOARD. HARD!

Stage Two: Rebirth, More Dying, FUH-REAKING OUT
Thankfully Demi is still alive. Beyoncé's album is so good it brought her back to life. But its fierceness is too much for any person to handle (naturally).

Stage Three: Obsession
Demi's total Stan-dom finally comes out. It took three tweets, but to be fair, she was dead or dying for two of them. And let's be real, who doesn't love and want to be the "sexiest woman on the planet?"

Stage Four: Questioning
Demi is unsure how every Twitter user on earth isn't losing their losing their sh-- too. And we can't say we blame her. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?!?!

Stage Five: Acceptance
December 13th, 2013 will forever be known as Beyoncday!!