On Tuesday night's "American Idol," we had extended didgeridoo bellowing, a winsome bagpiper slowly descending a staircase and a dude bounding onstage to embrace Siobhan Magnus. How would Wednesday's (April 7) results show top all that WTF-ness? With a controversial judges' save, of course!
Viewers decreed that it was big-hearted (and equally big-bodied) crooner Michael Lynche's turn to go — a bit of a shock after the "Idol" judges praised his reworking of the Beatles' "Eleanor Rigby" — and as the studio audience howled their disapproval, Lynche strode to the center of the stage and belted out a version of Kate Bush's "This Woman's Work," the same song that brought judge Kara DioGuardi to tears a few weeks earlier.
As Lynche finished, the audience cheered wildly, his wife wept, and the judges conferred. Simon Cowell played the drama to the hilt, speaking in slow, pregnant pauses as the room fell deathly quiet.
"The frustrating thing is, Michael, is that we all wish you did something like that yesterday, and this is why you're in the position you're in right now," Cowell said. "We only have one save in the competition. This is unanimous, Michael, if it's any comfort, and we have decided we're going to see you next week."
With that, the audience squealed with delight (Lynche's wife nearly leapt out of her dress), and the man dubbed "Big Mike" was mobbed by his fellow "Idol" contestants. Even the judges seemed to be excited, giving him a standing ovation as Lynche pounded his chest and blew kisses to his wife.
Lynche's save, of course, means that two "Idol" hopefuls will be getting the boot next week, and we suspect things will be a lot less jovial then.
Wednesday's bottom three was made up entirely of guys — Lynche, Andrew Garcia and Aaron Kelly — a fact "Idol" producers didn't reveal until more than 30 minutes into the show and only after performances by Jason Derülo and former "Idol" fave David Archuleta. They also split the guys into two groups of three before revealing which trio was in the bottom. Kelly was immediately sent to safety, leaving Lynche and Garcia to sweat it out.
While they did that, Rihanna took the stage to perform her latest single, "Rockstar 101" (featuring her sorta shredding on guitar), and then Garcia was spared.
Before any of that happened, host Ryan Seacrest grouped the three remaining girls — Magnus, Crystal Bowersox and Katie Stevens — together and made them twist a bit under the spotlight before declaring them all safe.
All in all, it may have been a didgeridoo-free evening, but it was certainly not short on WTF — something that will seemingly continue on next week's show, when Adam Lambert will serve as the guest mentor.
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