"I'm doing well, you know?" he joked when asked if he thinks he's "some kind of player" following his rapid success. "I'm kidding. No."
"You know, last time I was serious about that date too and it never happened," he said to Handler. And in response to Kim Kardashian's recent suggestion, via Twitter, that he should date her younger sister Kendall Jenner, he said, "Well, I mean she actually said, or Kim said, 'I think Justin Bieber should date my sister,' and I was like, 'I think I should date you.' "
"That's a lot of woman for you to handle," Handler joked to the 16-year-old. "How much do you weigh?"
Bieber's response? "I weigh 110." Handler's advice? "You need to weigh another 40 pounds before you're handling that stuff. ... Basically, what's happening is, you made it OK to flirt with underage people."
Bieber tried to use a gift from his boss and mentor, Usher, as a bargaining chip in his flirtation. "It was a Range Rover," he said. "I'll be able to drive it on our date tonight."
Handler moved on to the safer topic of Bieber's signature bangs. "I just started doing it, and then I guess it looks good," he explained of his hairstyle's origin.
Bieber — who displayed his comedy chops on Thursday when he staged an April Fools' Day takeover of Funny or Die — said he's looking forward to his guest stint on "Saturday Night Live" next week. "I'm gonna be performing and hopefully getting a couple skits," he teased.