Justin Bieber and Snooki — they're two of the biggest names in the pop-culture universe at the moment. And when the pint-size "Jersey Shore" hotshot and the diminutive "One Time" pop-throb met up on the red carpet of the Grammy Awards on Sunday night, the results were, in a word, divine.

As MTV News' poof-enhanced guest correspondent, "Jersey Shore" star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi quizzed Bieber about fists-bumps and blowouts, youth and fame, and girls, girls, girls. It was such an LOL-inducing exchange that we just had to bring you the entire thing. Without further ado, we give you a meeting of the minds for the ages, once upon a time, when Snickers met Biebs.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi: I'm Snooki and I'm with Justin Bieber right now.

Justin Bieber: [Pumping his fist.] Fist pump! Fist pump!

Snooki: Do you watch the show?

Bieber: Uh, somewhat, not really.

Snooki: Are you allowed?

Bieber: Yeah, I'm not really allowed.

Snooki: Aw, that's cute though. At least you know what a fist pump means!

Bieber: I do know what a fist pump means.

Snooki: So how do you feel about being so young and so famous?

Bieber: I feel great. It's definitely been a great experience. This year has been great.

Snooki: Do you get a lot of, like, girls? Can you say that?

Bieber: I get some girls.

Snooki: That's good for you!

Bieber: Thank you.

Snooki: So how old are you actually?

Bieber: I'm 15. I'll be 16 in a month. I'm so excited.

Snooki: That's terrible. I think you're really cute.

Bieber: Thank you very much.

Snooki: How would you feel about a blowout? You could make an amazing blowout, like Pauly D, with your hair.

Bieber: I'm just gonna keep my hair how it is.

Snooki: You don't like blowouts?

Bieber: I'm not feeling the blowout.

Snooki: Pauly D's going to be very upset you said that.

Bieber: I'm sorry.

Snooki: Well, I'm so honored to talk to you right now, because you're awesome. I'm very happy that you're so young and you have so much good success. So I hope you do good in the future.

Bieber: Thank you. It was nice to meet you.

Snooki: When you get 18 or something, give me a call.

Bieber: I'll give you a call? All right, cool.

The 2010 Grammy Awards may be over, but MTV News will have much, much more from the show, including reports on your favorite nominees, party photos, behind-the-scenes video and much more from the big show!