Remember when you found out that Greg and Marcia Brady were "doing it" behind the scenes of "The Brady Bunch"? I get the same kind of incestuous vibe from the latest episode of "The Hills," in which Audrina expressed her attraction to Brody Jenner. I know they're not related and they have every right to hook up and have fun, but still ... I can't quite shake the feeling that they came from the same MTV Lab Test Tube.

Audrina's "Brody's hot" proclamation wasn't the only OMG-worthy nugget from Monday's (April 20) episode. Heidi and Spencer's therapy session was straight out of a sitcom, as was Stephanie Prattfall's "Did I do that?"-filled first day on the job at People's Revolution. Wait a second. Is Norman Lear working at MTV these days?

The episode started off where every good episode of television should begin: At a bar called Big Wangs. (I hear the cocktails at Big Wangs are especially well-endowed.) Audrina tells Lauren she's finally content with being single, but follows that up with: "If you see anyone who's my type, send him over!" If only Big Wangs were located next to a methadone clinic. So basically, Audrina is less content with being single and is just happy to be promiscuous. Sign me up.

While Audrina was emerging as the Traci Lords of "The Hills," Stephanie Prattfall emerged as the Dwight Schrute of People's Revolution. Her first couple of days went as well as can be expected from a girl who wrote "fluent in French" on her résumé when she was really talking about salad dressing. Kelly Cutrone is already regretting hiring her, even though Steph comes with her own camera crew. She's leaving garbage on tables, she's eating crackers over sweaters, she's hanging up on people. Watch your back, Lucy and Ethel at the Chocolate Shop — there's a new inept woman in the workforce! Things got so bad that Lauren had to step in and say, "When you're here, focus." Otherwise, the big bad Kelly Cutrone will cut you. Too bad Stephanie was too busy doodling to pay attention. (Poor thing is "bad at confrontation" at the workplace.)

Meanwhile, Stephanie's brother Spencer is about to get fired from his relationship. (Bad transition, I know. They can't all be winners.) Spencer doesn't want to be "caged in" by his fiancée Heidi. If he wants to go slut it up with a Def Leppard-obsessed bartender straight out of Central Casting, why shouldn't he be allowed to? But Heidi disagrees and doesn't trust Spencer to stay away from Stacie the Bartender. Spencer insists, "She's not my type! She doesn't have blond hair, and I'm into blondes!" (That explains Charlie.) A comment that stupid can only land a man in one spot: couple's therapy!

Dr. Mansbacher is the brave therapist who took on the Speidi sessions. (Incidentally, she's a blonde.) Upon hearing Heidi and Spencer prattle on about text messages and Patrón and "secret lives" and "emotional affairs" and "Mexican marriages," Dr. Mansbacher cut through all the bull with, "This sounds all really high-schoolish to me." Welcome to "The Hills," lady! You thought you were on "In Treatment"? Spencer didn't take the televised fake therapy session seriously (how dare he!) which led Heidi to deliver this instantly classic line: "You've been emotionally checked out in some kind of weird stripper hotel for a while now." I don't know what a weird stripper hotel is, but I'm pretty sure A-Rod does. Wait, wasn't that where the ShamWow! guy got his tongue chewed off by a hooker? In the end, the TV therapist asked the question we've all been asking ourselves for three seasons. "What are you doing with him?"

Back in LC Land, the gang goes out for drinks at Coco de Ville. Hold up a second: Between Big Wangs and Coco de Ville, it seems like these "Hills" kids like to hang out at joints that sound like gay bars. Big Wangs? Obvious. Coco de Ville? Total drag club.

Anyway, at Coco de Ville, Audrina is about to kick off her "I'm ready, willing and able" tour when a particularly homeless-looking Justin comes stumbling back into her life. Despite LC's noble attempts at getting Audrina to lip-read (you can't teach an old dog new tricks), Justin is back in Audrina's life and back to his old Prince Charming ways. After a civil hug between the ex-lovers, Justin slurs, "Don't pat me! You can't pat me! Who pats anymore? That's like a burp. You want me to burp you?" Swoon!

Obviously shaken by Justin's odd non-confrontation, Brody jumped at the chance for more screen time to comfort Audrina, whispering in her ear, "You're beautiful. You should be having fun!" Easy, Brody! You already have a girlfriend, Jayde. So we knew Audrina's type was dirt bags, but this episode we learned that Brody's type is brunettes with chipmunk faces.

The next night, Audrina sees (and smells) Justin again. (Small world!) Instead of criticizing her burp technique, this time Justin drunkenly ruminates on the meaning of life. (Justin is one "Jesus Loves You" away from being that dude I see on the A-Train once a week.) Our girl Audrina stands up to the Worst Boyfriend on the Planet (aside from Spencer) by getting a lot off her, uh, chest. "I want to feel special, and you don't make me feel like that at all, Justin. It's like a slap in the face."

Finally, the ladies lunch while plotting to crash a boys-only Hawaii trip. Audrina's over all the Justin drama ("I love him, but I'm not in love with him." Zzzzzzzzzz) and is ready to turn over a new leaf. A leaf that looks, acts and smells like Brody Jenner. "Brody is a ball of love." (Um, Audrina? That ball belongs to Jayde. She even announced it to you: "He grabbed my boob so I grabbed his junk." That was her marking her territory.) Lauren and Lo catch Audrina's eyes twinkle with excitement while mentioning Brody, but Audrina insists, "I don't want a boyfriend. I just want to have fun with guys." Beat. "Let's go to Hawaii so I can stalk my new man prey! He'll be alone because his girlfriend isn't invited, and I'll put on my best 'Into the Blue 2' bikini and he'll find me irresistible!" (I'm paraphrasing, of course.)

"No drama," Audrina promises. "Well just have fun!"

And so will we, dear Audrina. So. Will. We.

What did you think of the latest "Hills?" Do you think Lauren is going to flip out with jealousy when Audrina starts hooking up with her ex, Brody? Is all the Heidi/Spencer drama anti-climactic since all the gossip rags are reporting that they're getting married in a matter of days? And are you looking forward to the Jayde/Audrina catfight that producers are probably going to deliver us? Leave your comments below!