"Twilight" star Robert Pattinson is setting the record straight about his love life in a GQ cover story that is sure to break hearts everywhere.

And, no, he didn't admit to dating anyone. "I don't see people. I don't even have people's phone numbers," he said. "I almost don't want to have a girlfriend in this environment."

This should also clear up any other rumors about his love life, like how he's supposedly dating a Brazilian model. "There's literally not a single [true] story that could be written about me. I never do anything," he said. "There's this thing about my supposed girlfriend ... what's her name — Annelyse. I've never met her."

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There's also that long-standing rumor that Pattinson proposed to "Twilight" co-star Kristen Stewart. Well, it's a rumor that he is partially to blame for. "I said that in some interview as a joke — 'Oh, I proposed to her multiple times,' " he recalled. "And then it gets printed: 'On the set, he proposed multiple times.' "

When the magazine asked Stewart about the incident, she revealed that this is one of the actor's fatal flaws. "He probably proposes to several girls a day," she said. "It's sort of his thing. He thinks it's cute."

Let's also not forget the rumor that he is in a love triangle with Camilla Belle and Joe Jonas. "That's the funniest one," Pattinson said. "No. I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm friends with Camilla.

"I met her at her place the other day, and there's a security gate, and even the security woman — I guess she knows that Camilla lives there, and she was like, 'Oooh!' That's the extent of it."

But he does admit that Belle is "the nicest — she's a saint. And it's funny that she's being portrayed as this home-wrecker. She's literally the most unlikely person to be a home-wrecker. It's just ridiculous."

Regardless of being at the center of many a romance rumor, the British heartthrob has a sense of humor about the whole thing. "OK," he jokingly admitted. "I f---ed Joe Jonas."

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