What do Ben Stiller, Josh Hartnett, the guy who plays McSteamy and Pete Wentz have in common?

They're all included on the latest in a seemingly endless series of inconsequential, completely arbitrary and borderline insulting Web lists: AOL's Completely Unofficial Top 11 Unsexiest Men.

The list — which also features the likes of Howard Stern, Simon Cowell and Pete Doherty — was intended as a ridiculous accompaniment to Maxim magazine's equally stupefying "The Five Unsexiest Women Alive" feature, which was, in turn, a response to Esquire naming Charlize Theron "The Sexiest Woman Alive" (ah, journalism).

And while we weren't able to track down any of the other 10 guys featured on AOL's list, we did run into Wentz backstage at the mtvU Woodie Awards on Thursday night, and we managed to get his take on being named one of the least-sexy men on the planet.

"I'm just happy to be nominated," he laughed. "It's funny, I got on People's 'Most Beautiful' list because of eyeliner, and I got on AOL's 'Most Unsexy' because of eyeliner too. It was the reference in both of those.

"And I don't really view myself as a particularly attractive person. Like, I see myself looking like Stitch from 'Lilo & Stitch,' " he continued. "So it doesn't really bum me out that much. I have a mullet. I don't care."

And while he doesn't have an issue with the list, he is rather interested in the selection process ... because, as he puts it, fellow list members Hartnett and Ryan Phillippe aren't exactly unsexy.

"My bummer on that one was, those are both kind of hot dudes!" he laughed.

And though Wentz might be able to laugh the whole thing off, not everyone in Fall Out Boy thinks it's funny. Like, for example, guitarist Joe Trohmann, who found at least one aspect of the list a little bit insulting.

"I take offense to the Howard Stern thing, because I'm not that far off sometimes," he said. "Height-wise, yes. But hair-wise? No."

The mtvU Woodie Awards show will be broadcast in its entirety on mtvU and mtvU.com on Thursday at 8 p.m. ET, with a half-hour "Best Of" show to follow on MTV on November 17 at 10 p.m. ET and on MTV2 November 18 at 12:30 a.m. ET.