Christina Aguilera to go from "Dirrty" to "Marrrried"

"Dirrty" Pop-star Christina Aguilera is engaged to her boyfriend of two years, music executive Jordan Bratman.

Bratman proposed while the two were vacationing in an undisclosed location. He presented her with a diamond ring, which he immediately had to clarify was for her finger.

By marrying a music executive, Aguilera is following in the footsteps of her musical idol, Mariah Carey, who was married to former Sony Records head Tommy Mottola. If Aguilera continues to follow in Carey's footsteps, she will be expected to release a horrible movie and have her mental breakdown by the year 2009.

The date has not been set, but Aguilera has already begun searching far and wide for an ass-less wedding dress.

'Superhead' Opens Mouth, Tells All

Karinne Steffans, a legendary hip-hop groupie, has signed a lucrative deal with Amistad books to write a "tell all" memoir detailing her wild ride with some of hip-hop's biggest celebrities. Of course, by "biggest" she's referring to popularity, not size.

Throughout the years, Steffans has earned the nickname "Superhead," which one can only assume is a reference to her massive intellect. It is believed she earned several other nicknames too, however it is unlikely they could be printed on a website where you don't have to prove you're 18 to enter.

Steffans has been linked to countless celebrities, including Jay-Z, Chris Rock, Ja Rule, Ice-T, and Vin Diesel. This past Christmas, she showed up in just a bathrobe with Usher at a Century City hotel following his breakup with Naomi Campbell. At the time, she boasted that she was his "Christmas present," and that he "got his gift in the car. Surprisingly, "his gift" was just a necktie.