Costumed concept rockers Gwar returned to record racks recently, which as fans know means that it's time to write another chapter in the band's mythology.

With the arrival of "We Kill Everything" last month (and the band's return to the road) the ooze-dripping bandmembers have a new story to tell on-stage.

"The general theme with Gwar is usually that Gwar is on a continual quest to escape Earth once and for all so they can return to outer space and gain vengeance on their unholy master," frontman Odorus Urungus explained recently, while guitarist Balsac the Jaws of Death looked on.

That should explain it.

The band's theatrics and built-in legend will also soon spawn a board game (see "Gwar Delivers Board Game, Tour Itinerary"). "Gwar: Rumble in Antarctica" is slated to hit stores this month and looks to hit a very specific market. Odorus explained. If you'd like a live tutorial on the Gwar storyline, here's where to look:

  • 5/7 - Detroit, MI @ Harpo's
  • 5/9 - Columbus, OH @ Newport Music Hall
  • 5/10 - Cincinnati, OH @ Bogart's
  • 5/11 - Chicago, IL @ Vic Theatre