"You are cordially Not Invited to attend the hush, hush
wedding of Liam 'Gobber' Gallagher and Patsy 'Kensy' Kensit at the Marylebone
Registry Office in London on the morning of Monday, April 7.
photogs and bastards of the press are politely requested to 'FUCK OFF THIS
"The bride and groom would like to thank those same tossers for
ruining last month's (February 10) plans and as far as the honeymoon...oh, fuck
off already. This is Liam's first stab at marriage, Patsy's third.
[Thanks to the British radio wire service, the Source, for
contributing to this story.]